The very simple "straight or gay" test...

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Okay, so which picture did your eyes linger on the longest?

[Deja Q]

1. Well

First choice:
Him

Second choice:
Her

Consolation prize: Both together? :shrug:

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3. I'm guessing that could probably be arranged pretty easily.

[Deja Q]

29. You know them!! (or are you talking about theoretical positions?)

:rofl:

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46. I think they would be strongly attracted to each other.

[Deja Q]

50. Oh. Oh........

:cry:

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2. The guy

Wasn't he on Saved By The Bell?
I'm a straight guy, but I lingered on the guy's picture to see what it is about him that makes you put him up there with Salma Hayek who, by my lights, has that guy beat by three or four touchdowns (on the neutral field you assume here). Brad Pitt or Jude Law would be more interesting.

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4. He's Mario Lopez

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5. not THE Mario Lopez?

who's Mario Lopez, bob?

[Kat45]

57. Mario Lopez is the guy who was on "Saved by the Bell"

You were correct.

[gollygee]

24. MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm now I have to do a google search

on Mario Lopez :loveya:

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22. I guess I thought the smiliar ethnicity would make for a better comparison

[In_The_Wind]

6. easy answer

top left

[billyskank]

7. NOT bottom right?

:o

[In_The_Wind]

33. no

:P

[billyskank]

34. Well

:P

[In_The_Wind]

36. ...

I want to unwrap my boy toy. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

39. Oh, I see

:)

[In_The_Wind]

41. besides

He doesn't have to be studly looking to please me. ;)

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Uhm, none?

Does that make my bi or asexual? :shrug:

[billyskank]

9. That makes you a Yogi

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

12. :woohoo:

Now I have to find a cave! Or something like this. :rofl:

[billyskank]

15. And learn to levitate

You can earn a good crust that way. :D

[Call Me Wesley]

17. Pffft.

I levitate since I was 12 years old. I levitate really good after chili ... :P

[billyskank]

18. I'm sure Heidi really appreciates that particular siddhi

:D

[Call Me Wesley]

20. LOL!

Haven't heard the word 'siddhi' in ages.

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. It makes you

married.




:stoat:

[Call Me Wesley]

13. You say it

like it's something that will end the world as we know it ... :( You don't think I can have my crushes anymore?

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Oh, sure

You just can't get caught gazing at 'em. :P

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Really?

But my wife posting nekkid pics of Lenny Kravitz is okay?

How bigot is this?

Am I surpressed somewhat here? :P

[billyskank]

25. Hey, it's his WRISTS that she's interested in

that just happened to be the best picture of his wrists she could find! :rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

27. Strange. That's exactly

what she said ... Must be true, then. ;)

[billyskank]

11. Have her nips been airbrushed out?

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16. Or maybe airbrushed in.

[TrogL]

21. Complete toss-up

I'm bi.

[Maestro]

23. Hello.....

Selma. The other guy does nothing for me. God Selma is beautiful!

[SKKY]

26. Selma is an Aztec word that mean, "Spanky toy". So very hot.

[petronius]

28. I did a very painful down-left/up-right oscillation

My eyeballs still haven't stopped vibrating...

[bigwillq]

30. Bottom right!

:evilgrin:

[billyskank]

31. Dude

You are gay! :hi:

[bigwillq]

32. YUP!

:) :hi:

I have a bit of a thing for Mario Lopez. HE's a cutie! :evilgrin:

[swimboy]

37. Cheers, Bud!

:toast:

[tjwmason]

40. Here's another vote for that one.

Looks like we're in definite agreement.

Long time no see - tooooooo long - good to have you back. :hug: :loveya:

[tjwmason]

38. I'm sure his bottom is right too.

;)

:evilgrin:

[kitkatrose]

35. Can I have them both?

Please???

[LynzM]

45. I'll second that, kkr

:evilgrin:

[MrSlayer]

42. Bottom left.

Yummy.

[Burma Jones]

43. Top Right

I like the color blue.....

and boobies......

[JohnKleeb]

44. Bottom Left

Damn Salma Hayek is hot.

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47. The odd thing is that Mario Lopez always smiles; Salma Hayek never smiles.

[philosophie_en_rose]

48. Wow. I guess I'm gay.

Mario Lopez does nothing for me. And I lingered on Salma Hayek's hair. (I also pondered whether I could ever pull off a see-through shirt. Answer = No.)

:bounce:

[TheBaldyMan]

49. I think I must be a lesbian !

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51. Here's one more shot of each...

[DS1]

52. bottom left, is there a picture on the bottom right?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

53. Well, Salma Hayek....but I'm not a lesbian...

I just know that Mario Lopez is lame in real life, so I tend to avert my eyes. He's cute and all...but LAAAAAAAAAAAME I say.
Duckie

[bertha katzenengel]

54. I don't like any of them.

Not much of a test. :shrug:

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

55. salma of course

shes one hot tamale.
the guy was handsome .
basically you have two better than average looking humans to judge weather other lesser humans find them attractive.
they are both hot but as for sex ..Every since i saw Salma in desperado I have had the hots for her.
Plus latino ladies are extremely hot anyways

[Kerrytravelers]

56. I thought I knew myself. Better talk to Mr. kt.

Look what gay marriage has done to me! :evilgrin:

[Shine]

58. I'm straight, but she is GORGEOUS.

the Boy Toy is just that, A Boy. I want a MAN, dammit. :)

[NJ Democrats]

59. I am very straight then

Damn, Selma your looking hot!!!

[LisaL]

60. Balooney. I am straight, but of course anyone with eyes

would look at Salma.

[laheina]

63. Mario what's-his-name was so 1989.

And I'm not sure that I got the appeal then. :shrug:

[elshiva]

61. Selma! I am mostly lesbian....

[NMMNG]

62. Salma, hands down.

:drool:

[BreweryYardRat]

64. Can we get multiple people of each sex?

Salma Hayek's not someone I find real attractive, and neither is Spiky McGelhair. Although I'd hate to have to compete for women with him.

[hfojvt]

65. this is not a very good test, for an

assman.

Not easy to find, butt here's a good shot.

edit: cannot seem to post a link
"//"

this one seems far away and the lighting is bad.

http://www.perfectpeople.net/picpage.php3/cpid=55983

[rbnyc]

66. Women are just more interesting to look at.

I'm bi, but really had no interested checking out the guy in the OP. Women are just better looking.

[LynneSin]

67. Actually none

I was scrolling down hoping there would be a picture of George Clooney or Chris Noth.

I'm sorry, beefcake does nothing for me.