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hobo_baggins Donating Member (754 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 05:53 PM
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My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
My mother is a dope fiend
My mother smokes paraphenelia as I speak
My mother buys cocaine from a dope man
She loves to smoke that crack pipe

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

My mother smoked that crack like a cigar
She had a good time at it
She jacks my brother for dope money
She does it by threatening him with a Smith & Wesson

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

At 11:00 PM, the police came to my mother's house to eject her
They arrested my mother for possession of a controlled substance
My mother was taken to the metal clink
They locked her up for being a loser

My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks
My mother smokes crack rocks

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ALago1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 06:03 PM
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1. Ah, Wesley Willis...
...we hardly knew ye...
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