Ladies & Gentlemen of this Supposed Jury.

[philosophie_en_rose]

This is Chewbacca.



Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk.
But Chewbacca lives on Endor.

Now think about that.

Does that make sense?

Why would a wookie, an eight-foot tall wookie,
want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks?

That does not make sense!

But more important, you have to ask yourself:
What does this have to do with this case?

Nothing.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case!

Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,
and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca!

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense!
None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room
deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation . . .

does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed
jury, it does not make sense!

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
The defense rests.




Free Chef!