why bother fucking?

[wildhorses]

sorry, could not resist the copycat thread



feel free to copulate like the lounge lizards you are





how long before this thread is locked?




:popcorn::popcorn:

[MissMillie]

1. well done

:applause:

[wildhorses]

2. why thank you....don't forget to tip your waitress...

:bowing smilie:

[billyskank]

3. Quite right. I hereby renounce fucking!

Well, that wasn't difficult. :silly:

Edit: removed obvious double entendre. :P

[wildhorses]

5. I take it you are celibate?

makes it easier to renounce...

[billyskank]

7. "Celibate" would imply a personal choice...

:P

[wildhorses]

10. now billyskank...I have seen pictures of you

as cute as you are, it would have to be by personal choice...

[billyskank]

12. Well thank you

But honestly, it isn't my choice. Just the way the cookie has crumbled. :)

[wildhorses]

14. refer to post #9 in this thread...

perhaps your cookie could be crumbled in ways you have only imagined...

[tjwmason]

9. That's a pity.

I was chatting to this charming attractive lady who was most interested to meet you. :P

[miss_american_pie]

4. IBTL

:hi:

[wildhorses]

6. I have seen this IBTL before...

could you further my education please?
:hi:

[billyskank]

8. In Before...what is about to happen to this thread...

:)

[wildhorses]

11. gotcha

In Before Thread Locked....;)



good one

[bridgit]

13. oh blah dee, oh blah da...

[BigMcLargehuge]

15. Locked

I am hereby authorized to mandate your adoption of the Patented DU Lounge Sex Thread Poster Impotence Enforcement Uniform.



DU Bylaws require I also the male variant of this punitive garment.



Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator (and International Male model)