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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:01 PM
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Should I sign up to be a God?
:shrug:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:03 PM
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1. Yes, you would make a good God.
I think. :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:04 PM
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2. Would it be short for "Goderator?"
Because that sounds like an omnipotent robot.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:16 PM
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10. Or a device to send bibles down the sink drain
:P
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CarpeDiebold Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 05:47 PM
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14. or an impotent governor with a god complex
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entanglement Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:05 PM
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3. You can't
Only men can be Gods. Women have to be Goddesses ;)
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:07 PM
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4. What kind of God are you thinking of becoming?
I'm currious what kind of rites we would use to worship you. :7
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:11 PM
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6. An explicit description of the rites
Would get this thread locked. :D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:14 PM
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7. Oh good.
All my robes are at the dry cleaners. It's nice to know that I won't need them. :P
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:15 PM
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8. then I guess pictures are out of the question
:D
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:54 PM
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13. would you have a godblog?
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:09 PM
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5. Only if I can be a temple priestess
:)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:15 PM
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9. I guess I could just underline my name on the atheist list in that case
:D
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:18 PM
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11. Maybe you already have, and have just FORGOTTEN
hmmmmm......food for thought.


I'M a goddess and YOU are, too. :D
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:29 PM
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12. Just spell "dog" backwards and presto!
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WeRQ4U Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:00 PM
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15. Can't you do that in Scientology?
I'm sure it's expensive though.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 07:01 PM
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16. I actually think the Mormons are all about that
and no, I'm not trying to rip on Mormons, I'm just sayin'...
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:43 PM
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17. Dunno, but if someone asks if you are a God,
FFS say yes!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 06:44 PM
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18. Will do!
:patriot:
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:38 PM
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19. Zuul appreciates it!
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 08:39 PM
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20. many spiritual people believe that each of us is god
so you are there, sweetie.

You have the heart and soul of a god, no sign up necessary. :hug:

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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:03 PM
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21. Thou art god(dess)
May you never thirst. :pals:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:34 PM
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22. right back atcha
:hug:

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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 09:49 PM
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23. Oh hell no. People are always asking for stuff.
Unless you're a smiting kind of god. Then, there are people that ought to have been smote a long time ago. :)
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