If they made me a moderator, I would ban all of you.

[WilliamPitt]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[XemaSab]

1. .

[LSK]

2. freeper troll

:popcorn:

[ThomCat]

3. Would we get really, really well written

explanations when you lock your threads? :7

[LSK]

5. the thread lock posts would get on greatest

:rofl:

[derby378]

4. Okay, you asked for it...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH, NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks Cheney, "What do you call this act?"

At that point, Cheney turns around, drops his trousers, and moons Bush. Karl Rove's head sticks out of Cheney's backside and shouts, "THE ARISTOCRATS!"

[BikeWriter]

6. No, you wouldn't.. There'd be no one left to applaud your writing.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. You are a credit to the great Satan.

[Call Me Wesley]

8. Only,

if you add this post to your Journal. :P

[Shine]

9. Why do you hate America?

:popcorn:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear Will......

And I mean this most sincerely:

OH BABY, ARE YOU IN TROUBLE NOW!

:rofl: :rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

11. How could you be so mean?

:P

[graywarrior]

12. Can you spank us first?