What do you get the FReep that has everything ?

[TheBaldyMan]

for the slack-jawed yokel in your life try these gift ideas.

Flag-O-Rama

[Richardo]

1. You really have to page down a few times to be sure that's a parody...

...er, it IS, isn't it? :scared:

[TheBaldyMan]

3. *spoiler*

yes it is - btw don't go to their home page or you see a beekcake in a very skimpy Stars and Stripes posing pouch :scared:

[BikeWriter]

2. Penicillin?

[SOteric]

4. An indictment.

Oh. Different context. Nevermind.

[maveric]

5. A Brain, Heart and a Clue.

Or Toby Keith tickets.

[RedCloud]

6. A lifetime re-enlistment plan?

Be the first to actually fight for what you believe!

[sarge43]

7. Well, something to keep him occupied

My mother had a friend who would put honey on her kid's fingers, then give him a feather. The kid would spend a good part of the day pulling the feather off one finger, then the other. I think that might work for the average Freep or at least keep him away from his computer for awhile.

[Initech]

8. How about some sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup?

Just a few suggestions!

[DS1]

9. A letter from the IRS

[Deja Q]

10. Expensive prophylactics

Cheap ones break.

[Catshrink]

11. A deluxe spellchecker?

[Laelth]

12. Here's what they all need ...

A Realdoll

... keep them entertained and they might stop f***ing the country. :mad:

-Laelth

[Kerrytravelers]

14. And for $1,500.00, you can own a "real Doll" torso.

http://www.realdoll.com/accessories.asp

Basically, just the "female" part to... *uh hem* enjoy... :eyes:


I didn't think it was possible to be that lonely. Join a club or take up a hobby... one that doesn't require "alone time"... :scared:

[TheBaldyMan]

15. did you find that link from a Pop-up ?

all my donkey porn downloads in the background, don't know how it does it but it ends up on my disk !

[Kerrytravelers]

13. LOL!

The perfect gift for every fascist on your gift list!




This is just too funny! :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. You should have warned me about the flag speedo on the homepage but...

I still want to buy the "Packin' 4 Jesus" button.