My Testicle Hurts

[Jack_Dawson]

There's a tiny painful lump on it. Hope it's not Cancer.

Yeek.

:-(

[Skittles]

1. GET YO' NUTS TO THE DOCTOR PRONTO

YES

[BikeWriter]

2. ...OR SKITTLES WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

[Peter Frank]

3. It's prolly an ingrown hair...

Unless you do the Brazilian wax thing -- don't be worried.

[BikeWriter]

4. We don't do diagnosis here.

[Peter Frank]

6. Point Taken...

I didn't mean to make light of a possibly dangerous situation.

I've spent allot of time in our 911 forum and came back to the lounge for comic relief.

But you were right for calling me out.

[BikeWriter]

7. I wasn't calling you out, my Friend. ;-)

[Peter Frank]

8. Thanks...

...but you did make a good point. Physical issues should be taken seriously.

[darkstar]

5. Ouch. Promise us all you'll get it checked out.

Are you still swimming? I just got settled in to new town and slowly getting back into groove.

If you know for sure it's not pinch or injury, get that thang looked at by a doctor.

[Jack_Dawson]

12. Yes, still swimming

Good Memory! Or...you viewed my profe? And I have an appt. tomorrow. Thanks tho :toast:

[darkstar]

13. Memory

You said the same thing...about a year ago.

I posted once asking if anyone else swam for a workout and you were one of the few who did the lap swim, interval training thing, IIRC. Plus, I think we're about samw age, both employed by colleges, etc? And there was maybe even a strong music connection--Rudngren, perhaps?--so you stood out in my mind I guess.

Anyhow, yes hope things turn out ok. Did you make that apointment today friend?

:hi:

[Jack_Dawson]

14. Todd Rundgren? No...

but YES on the lap swimming thing. Not employed by a college but did swim at one. DID make the appt. today...for tomorrow. Thx for asking. :toast:

[REP]

9. scrotalsafetycommission.com

http://scrotalsafetycommission.com/

I can't believe no one else has posted this.


(Oh yeah; have a doctor check it out. Could be a torsion. My brother had one.)

[Peter Frank]

10. Whasn't That a Song by the Knack???...

"My Scrotum"

[REP]

11. Wasn't It "My Corona"?

Scrotal Safety Tips:
When hygienically inspecting your scrotum, remember to treat your fleshy sack with kid gloves (or an equivalent glove of soft construction). Keeping your fingernails neatly trimmed will also help cut down on self-inflicted scrotal damage.
Riding escalators is both fun and convenient. But please remember to wear slacks while you enjoy the mechanical comfort of a moving staircase. And never sit on an escalator tread, even if the escalator is not in service.
Purchasing a swimsuit with built-in underpants will greatly cut down on excess scrotal-stress during a spirited game of volleyball and the like.
A lady-friend can quickly become a lady-enemy where your scrotum is concerned. Play it wise and establish a "safe-word" during rough play. The Scrotal Safety Commission would like to recommend the safe-word: "Peachy-keen"
Get a professional to "size" you for under-shorts. Many scrotal accidents could have been easily avoided by sporting proper fitting under garments.
Due to the aggressive nature of tiny, uncontrollable legs -- baby-sitting may not be a solid career choice for those of you with "fragile scrotums". Sadly, new fathers may not be able to avoid the willy-nilly, groin-magnets that a baby's feet often are. In a case such as this, heavy padding and a generous application of expanding foam (available at your local hardware supplier) will help protect your region.
Bicycles are still legal in many states. Those of you that still insist on riding them should purchase a groin-helmet. These devices come in many colors and wind resistant shapes. Shop around to find the perfect groin-helmet for your needs. Plan a fun get-together with friends to decorate your groin-helmet with decals and "realistic battle damage".
Watch out for cancer.
Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls.
Check better informed websites for information about your scrotum. This one is not very good and may well be full of extremely bad ideas. Remember: An informed scrotum owner is a safe scrotum owner.

[Floogeldy]

15. Knock. Knock.

Hello.

Now is the time.

[Jack_Dawson]

16. What time is that?

:shrug:

[specimenfred1984]

17. Tell Those Followers to Quit "Swingin From Your Balls"

and grow some of their own!

[yvr girl]

18. Maybe they need

a massage.

(Seriously, I hope it's nothing serious.)