Post your favorite Bushism that says it all about Dubya!

[romantico]

Is Our Children learning? Whats the best (dumbest) thing Bush has said that best represents him? I'm sending an example of dumb things Bush has said in response to an email I got yesterday about Clinton not being that bright. I just need need a few to make my point. I checked out a site of tons of Bushisms but there are just wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy to many to choose from. Any favortites?

[RedCloud]

1. Do you have blacks here too?

Bush to the president of Brasil as quoted in the Brasilian papers.

[romantico]

2. Um,....Thats good.

But is there anything dumber?

[AlCzervik]

3. "Put food on your family" "The internets" and the ever popular----

"Penis freenece"

[romantico]

4. Anyone have a link or source

to the "Shame on me...Shame on...can't get fooled again" quote? LOVE IT!

[kay1864]

6. Text and video...

are here: http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushvideos/v/bushfoolme.htm

(first hit on Yahoo for "shame on can't get fooled again")

[HuskerDU]

5. '...they never stop thinking of ways to harm our people, and

neither do we.'

He actually spoke the truth once!

[romantico]

8. I posted this yesterday in General Discussion

This is my Dad's girlfriend's son. He sends me little jokes & stories & pictures & he keeps politics out of the emails, which I admire him for. His mom & I argue non stop about Bush (She thinks he's the best)so I know he knows my politics. He only sent this anti Clinton email to me, no one else like he usually does. He wrote at the top, 'No matter what your party is, you have to admit these are pretty funny' then he sent a list of 10 year old Clinton jokes. I've seen worse, but for him to say no matter what your party is you'll find these funny. I foun just one mildly amusing. They basically said Clinton was not very bright. So, I'm gonna return his email with a "Hey, thanks for the Clinton email. If you think those are funny you'll just love these" & my long list of Bushsism will go on & on.

He ended the email by saying, "Love him or hate him you got to admit Clinton gave us a good laugh" I'm trying to think of something like "Love him or hate him you gott a admit Bush is the dumbest SOB to ever walk the earth".

So, thats why the select list of the DUMBEST Bushisms are what I am looking for. Thanks all!

[riona]

7. "They misunderestimated me."

:dunce:

[TheBaldyMan]

9. on the deal selling US ports to UAE interests ...

This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America.

and it's only one amongst the many

[JohnKleeb]

10. ok

"It's amazing I won, I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
He said that to I think one of the Scandavian leaders, I think the president or PM of Sweden or something but that one to me says it all, even he knows he shouldn't have "won" against Gore.

[TK421]

11. "We got an issue in America...too many good docs are going out of

business...too many OBGYN's aren't able to practice their..their love with women across the country" ( or something like that ) Makes me pee myself every time I hear it

[KitchenWitch]

12. The enemies one.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

[Left Is Write]

13. Someone sent you an email claiming Bill Clinton is not that bright?

Someone could actually say something that stupid with a straight face?

[malmapus]

14. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.

They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

[caty]

15. One of my favorites is

"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." —to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. Sponsored Links
George W. Bush

I wonder how fantastic he would think it was if one of his daughters had to work three jobs to support her family?

See more "bushisms" in my journal.