Random questions...Jeopardy style!!

[ZombieNixon]

1. What is DemocraticUnderground.com?
2. Who is ZombieNixon?
3. Who are you to question him?
4. What is blue?
5. What is less than 12 parsecs?
6. When is December 19?
7. What is good sex?
8. What is average sex?
9. What is bad sex?
10. What is one more than the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. I ain't touchin' this with a 10 foot pole.

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

2. Oh God! You again!

:eyes:

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. You didn't seem to mind last night.

:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

5. What last night?

:shrug:

I tell you, nothing happened! :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Me touching you with a 10 foot pole?

:shrug:
























Oh my, that even sounded dirty to ME. :o

[ZombieNixon]

7. You and your dirty mind!

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Spanking me really doesn't help matters.

You know this right? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Hey! I am not the subject of this discussion!

Which means something is very wrong. :freak: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Right, right sorry.

[ZombieNixon]

13. Your move, Sherlock.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. I thought I was Watson?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

15. Oh, so I'm Sherlock?

Let me just get out my violin and heroin tube here...

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Excellent.

I'll just sit here and come up with all the ideas. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

19. Yes, yes, you do that...

:P

And be sure to narrate my marvelous adventures in overwrought, outdated style, as well. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

20. Do you realize..

that you've replied to me, like, 7 times in this thread, but you haven't replied to anyone else? :o

[ZombieNixon]

21. Why would I reply to someone who actually bothered to answer the question?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Because it's the nice thing to do.

Answer people who reply to your threads. :eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

24. PFF! Nice things are for nice people.

I'm a herk!

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. A herk?

Really? I've never known a herk before.


;)

[ZombieNixon]

26. Herk is what I am.

An AIMish misspelling of "jerk." :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Just keep telling yourself that.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

28. Oh, it was pretty clear from the context.

I mean, I know the other party was probably emotional, but I can't help but laugh at the line "YOU'RE JUST A BIG HERK!!"

I know, I know, I'm a terrible person. :(

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Yes.

In fact, you're a herk.

[ZombieNixon]

30. Well, we already knew *that*

:eyes: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Yes, but the more you laugh

the more herky you are. I'm just reinforcing it.

[ZombieNixon]

32. I am herkiest!

Teh herk, if you will.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. teh incredible herk?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

34. That's my superhero name.

When you make him mad, mild-mannered Teh Herk becomes Teh Incredible Herk.

:P

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. the answer is 43

yep, 43

[khashka]

17. 42!

What is wrong with you people? 42!



Khash.

[hfojvt]

10. Jeopardy style is just wrong

It is a fraud, but I will play.

1. It is the greatest website of all time
2. He thinks his ribbon is so tough.
3. RevolutionaryActs04 said this when ZN replied to hfojvt
4. A sky color you almost never see in Minnesota.
5. The distance from here to Alpha Centauri.
6. It is 3 days too late to buy a Beethoven present
7. Making love in a canoe.
8. Better than none at all.
9. Abstinence
10. One year less than my age.

[BikeWriter]

12. What is 43?

[Spider Jerusalem]

16. ...

1. A riddle inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma. And marinated in Worcestershire sauce.

2. The dead man who laughs.



3. Questioning zombies doesn't get you anywhere; you just get your brains eaten.

4. A man sitting alone in a dark room with a half-empty bottle of whisky and an overflowing ashtray, listening to Frank Sinatra's 'In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning' over and over while tears roll down his face.

5. A light-year.

6. I know it's not now, unless I've suddenly lost about nine months.

7. A sweating, straining, shuddering, physically exhausting quasi-acrobatic experience that ends in simultaneous climax and leaves you too exhausted to think.

8. Something less intense than the above.

9. I'm not sure. I'll have to get back to you on that one.

10. The same as Bush the Lesser's position in the numerical succession of presidents, oddly enough.

[EstimatedProphet]

23. OK, here we go

1. What is DemocraticUnderground.com?
Democratic Underground is an online community for Democrats and other progressives. Members are expected to be generally supportive of progressive ideals, and to support Democratic candidates for political office. Democratic Underground is not affiliated with the Democratic Party, and comments posted here are not representative of the Democratic Party or its candidates.

2. Who is ZombieNixon?
Some guy who posts questions Jeopardy-style.

3. Who are you to question him?
I AM THE PROPHET! (or so they say)

4. What is blue?
Love is Blue

Blue, blue, my world is blue
Blue is my world now I'm without you
Gray, gray, my life is gray
Cold is my heart since you went away

Red, red, my eyes are red
Crying for you alone in my bed
Green, green, my jealous heart
I doubted you and now we're apart

When we met how the bright sun shone
Then love died, now the rainbow is gone

<brief instrumental interlude-chiefly harpsichord and flute>

Black, black, the nights I've known
Longing for you so lost and alone

5. What is less than 12 parsecs?
The Kessel Run, if done correctly.

6. When is December 19?
It usually falls around the 19th of December.

7. What is good sex?
Good sex involves a partner, a bathtub full of chocolate, a midget, and an ostrich with a vibrator tied to its head.

8. What is average sex?
What Republicans use to make little Republicans.

9. What is bad sex?
Bad sex is the BEST, bay-bee!

10. What is one more than the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
My age.