I was called a "latte drinker" today! A frigging LATTE DRINKER!

[TK421]

and I've never touched the stuff, I swear! Could someone here let me know if I'm supposed to be hanging out in an expensive coffee joint, sipping (oh god)...LATTE! :rofl: :rofl: :yoiks:

[XemaSab]

1. A latte-drinking, sushi-eating, volvo-driving,

New York Times-reading, Hollywood-loving, left-wing-freak-show latte-drinker???

[TK421]

2. Ummm....yeah! Thats it! Except...I don't read the New York Times

but everything else seems about right! :popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I'm a cappucino-drinking, sushi-eating, jeep-driving,

New York times-reading, Hollywood-loving, left-wing-freak-show cappucino-drinker!

To be more precise, I get a triple grande organic cappucino.

[ScreamingMeemie]

32. You forgot Birkenstock wearing...

;)

[barb162]

3. May I ask if it was a pug who said that or just an effete type

[TK421]

6. It was....to put it lightly, a drunken fucktard who probably did vote for

the chimp...I didn't even ask, but I did manage to humiliate the poor sap ( with talking points alone )


HE SHOOTS!@@@@$$$$ HE SCORES@@#$##$ ThIS IS HUGH11111 I"M SERIES>>>>>>>>

[crispini]

4. I like latte.

:cry:

[TK421]

7. I've never had it, Crispini...and all of a sudden..I feel so deprived

[Left Is Write]

38. So do I.

[specimenfred1984]

5. By a Torture-Supporting War Monger?

What a deeply personal insult. Imagine drinking a cup of well-brewed java when you could be dragging an anally raped and dog attacked innocent across a torture camp floor.

[TK421]

8. Well...I WAS going to go out the the local coffee-snob joint and get

myself a latte, but the visual from that made me lose my appetite for it....oh well

[6000eliot]

9. I'd wear it as a badge of honor.

[TK421]

10. Thank you for saying so....perhaps one of these days, I'll have myself

a latte and catch up with the rest of society....I seem to be lagging behind a bit

[6000eliot]

11. You won't be sorry

Try a vanilla latte. They're delicious.

[TK421]

12. I work a half-day tomorrow...I'll actually have time to do it!

:toast:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Some asspipe calls me that, I got a comeback ready

I drink mocha.

White mocha, to be precise.



So... HA!

[TK421]

15. Good one...I'll bet that stumped them, but then again it doesn't take much

;)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. i am a latte drinking...new york times reading...mass transit using

sushi eating...yoda doing....liberal!

and these are the qualities i love about myself

[Nailzberg]

17. Fucking Latte Drinkers, you can all go to hell!!

Don't you know it's all about the Chai these days?

[TK421]

25. Ahhh...Chai this, chai that...what are you, Chai-neeze?

[fleabert]

18. you should try espresso and milk- tastes great!

it needs a new name. because that drink kicks ass. I like it best cold.

[TK421]

26. Would espresso and milk drinker be considered a compliment?

:shrug: It does sound good

[fleabert]

42. yes! it means you have good taste!

it is so silly that the word 'latte' makes such connotations- it's really no different from coffee and milk- one of the most common drinks in the world. Republicans are stupid.

[NMMNG]

19. You say that like it's a bad thing

:shrug:


Mmmmmmm, latte. :9

[951-Riverside]

20. By chance were you wearing a turtle neck & dark rimmed glasses

:D

[TK421]

27. No- I was rather plainly dressed, button-down shirt ,jeans and my

black denim jacket

[951-Riverside]

40. Well that throws my theory right out of the door

...down the stairs & right into the garbage. :P

[xchrom]

21. it could have been worse -- they could have accused you of drinking

white wine spritzers!

[StaggerLee]

44. Remember:

Friends don't let friends drink white zinfandel.

:D

[DS1]

22. I'd sooner date a latte drinker than a miller-lite drinker

:-)

[TK421]

24. I agree...I think I'll be trying latte for the first time today, wish me

luck! ( you know how they say you always remember the first );)

[realisticphish]

23. No, you're safe

never been called that, but I'm waiting for it. I hate coffee, and all its variously flavored brethren.

[TK421]

28. They had the news on at this bar...they were talking about Bush and

the war and the ignorant shit made the comment that we should just bomb the hell out of anything wearing a dishrag on its head ( his words,yes ) It set me off...I have a vicious temper, and I shot back at him. He called me a latte-drinker!

[miss_american_pie]

29. Just give in

and make it a soy latte. ;)

[TK421]

31. Soy? Ugh, gross! My sister drinks that soy milk crap!

:puke:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

30. Well, stop being a dirty latte drinker and no one will call you one.

:D

[TK421]

33. He didn't call me dirty, though...and it's MR. Latte Drinker to you!

:beer:

[Strong Atheist]

34. I bet you eat quiche, too. nt.

[TK421]

35. On occasion....but when I do eat it I have the urge to throw shit like

alfalfa sprouts and various health-crap into it

[CanuckAmok]

36. Better latte than never.

.

[Strong Atheist]

53. That was bad.

:spank:


Edit to add: Wish I had thought of that...

[YankeyMCC]

37. I own two smokers and one grill

I'm often outside in all weather cooking on one of those three devices.

I spend more time in the woods than inside.

I like to wear flannel.

I've never touched a latte or anything to do with coffee other than strong black hot coffee.

I worked two jobs to get through college.

Served in the military.

Although I live in a very "blue" urban area.

Can I still qualify as a progressive liberal? ;)

[NaturalHigh]

39. It beats being a tea sipper.

[Maat]

43. Uh-oh.

I love to sip tea.

[Redstone]

41. Hey, we have TWO Volvos in the driveway. Guess we're in real trouble.

Redstone

[TK421]

46. Whats the deal with the Volvos?

[Redstone]

49. Well, "Volvo Driver" is one of those rightwing slurs, so I guess

we're double liberals. S60 for the family car, and C70 HPT convertible for fun and drag races.

Redstone

[riona]

45. we don't allow republicans to drink lattes

it's unconstitutional

:crazy:

[huskerlaw]

47. I'm a

Japanese-car-drivin', Starbucks-lovin', subway-ridin', Hollywood-livin' (not only do I love Hollywood, I actually live in it, oh the horror), liberal elite Californian.

And I love every minute of it.

[TK421]

48. DARK SIDED11111 GARGOYLES12711111 SLYZNICKS11231

[LSK]

50. you latte drinker!!!

:hide:

[WeRQ4U]

51. That no good son of a bitch!

;)

You could just say "It's better than being a Bud-light drinkin' douchebag."

But I'm crass.

[Initech]

52. The latte we're supposedly drinking has to be better than...

the kool-aid the republicans are drinking!

:popcorn:

[mdmc]

54. I'm a latte drinker