I'm George Bush - ask me anything.

[SofaKingLiberal]

[XemaSab]

1. How can we tell if our children is learning?

[SofaKingLiberal]

5. .

[Random_Australian]

2. How can one attempt

to scrutinise the nature of reality without assuming a priori and unwarranted existential premise?

[SofaKingLiberal]

6. .

[Random_Australian]

3. How can one attempt

to remove your head from your ass?

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. .

[UrbScotty]

4. So how many is a brazilian? (nt)

[SofaKingLiberal]

8. .

[UrbScotty]

24. Thanks (nt)

[Random_Australian]

9. I'm going to murder you if you post that again. What do you say to that?

[SofaKingLiberal]

10. .

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Is that what deer call

the "fuckpole in the headlights look"?

[SofaKingLiberal]

12. .

[Extend a Hand]

13. How did 'My Pet Goat' end?

[SofaKingLiberal]

16. I don't know, it's not important.

We need to focus on the future. Are you with me or against me?

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Why won't my OB-GYN practice his love with me anymore?

[SofaKingLiberal]

17. It's the Democrats you see..

Can I have a pretzel?

[Nailzberg]

15. Why are you such a dick? n/t

[SofaKingLiberal]

18. LOL

Dick is my boss I'm Gorge Bush.

[Writer]

19. Two trains are approaching each other, 75 miles apart....

one is travelling at 60 mph and the other at 45 mph, how long will it take for them to reach each other, and will it lead to a bilateral peace treaty with the entire Southeast Asian corridor, the Middle East, and the land of Mordor? Answer with one of your quippy little soundbites. GO!

[SofaKingLiberal]

20. I'm not sure if I understand your question.

Maybe you didn't ask it correctly, or maybe you are on drugs.

If you are on drugs, I would like to know what kind and if you have any more.

Because I think that information is vital to National Security.

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah, choo choos.

I think what you are trying to ask me is... are the terrorists planning on using choo choos to attack us.

You see.. choo choos run on tracks.

And those tracks go somewere.

And I intend to find out where that is.

You see, there are people out there that want to kill us. But I don't want that. If anyone is going to do the killing, it's going to be the USA.

[951-Riverside]

21. How come you always repeat the same lines at every speech?

[SofaKingLiberal]

22. Well, I'm a war president.

That's what I do.

I don't like war, nobody likes war. <snicker> except for defense contractors.

But I have to go to war, because God told me to.

Freedom is on the march and some people don't like that.

That's why we have to kill them.

You see, they hate us for our freedoms.

So we need to give them freedom, so they will just kill eachother instead.

[DrGonzoLives]

23. Fuck you

Sorry, I don't really have a question.

[GOPBasher]

39. lol that made me laugh

Thanks for that. Trust me, I need a laugh these days.

[GOPBasher]

41. Oops, wrong place to post. n/t

[mwooldri]

45. Does El Presidente get the bottom position always?

Since he always eff's up?

Mark.

[beyurslf]

25. Is Pickles a robot?

[SofaKingLiberal]

30. Now this it Top Secret, so don't tell anybody.

We are secretly working on an army of killer robots and Laura Bush is the prototype.

Soon we will be able to defend ourselves from the rest of the world by pre-emitively taking it over.

Because, you see, I believe in freedom.

And in order to get freedom, you have to go to war.

Because you can not have freedom without peace.

And you can no have peace untll you kill everyone who is trying to kill you.

Like the insurgents are doing to us.

[KamaAina]

26. Would you rather have a Segway or a mountain bike for Christmas?

:evilgrin:

[SofaKingLiberal]

33. I already have both.

It's a good thing about being an American, having freedoms like that, like the freedoms the terrorists attacked us for having on 9/11.

Iraq is a free country now, no longer under the rule of Saddam Hussein.

We are making progress in the war against terror. You can tell that because there are more terrorists now than ever before. And that's a good thing because the more of them there are, the more of them we can kill.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. What the fuck is the matter with you?

Thanks for the fantasy! :D

[SofaKingLiberal]

35. I am the President. n/t

[ContraBass Black]

28. Why?

Goddamnit, why?

[SofaKingLiberal]

37. Everything I do is sanctioned by God.

I shoudln't have to explain myself to people.

I'm the President!

[dr.zoidberg]

29. Could you...

pull your pants down and march through town saying "I am a ninny"?

[Liberalynn]

31. Self Delete

[dr.zoidberg]

34. Depends on who you ask.

:)

[Liberalynn]

36. Sorry! My apologies, I didn't mean you!

:blush: I was asking the Bush Man.

My personal brain damage occured at birth. The doc was drunk and squeezed my head too hard with the forcepts. :yoiks:

That's why I can't follow the little dot lines. :rofl:

[dr.zoidberg]

43. It's okay.

I get asked that all the time. :)

[SofaKingLiberal]

40. If Al-Qaeda is calling you, we want to know why. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

32. How is Jeff Gannon doing these days?

Has he been by the White House lately?

[SofaKingLiberal]

44. I don't see him much anymore.

The Bohemian Grove now my is my Brokeback Mountain.

[Liberalynn]

38. Mr President! Did your brain damage occur at birth

or later in life?

[SofaKingLiberal]

47. I am not brain-damaged.

The liberal media would have you believe that.

They also want you to believe that things are going badly in Iraq.

But the world has changed since 9/11.

We are living in a post-9/11 world.

9/11 showed us that oceans can no longer protect us.

No one could have predicted 9/11 would happen.

9/11

9/11

9/11

9/11

9/11

Saddam Hussein

[GOPBasher]

42. Why do you hate my daughters?

Your policies have made the future very dark for my children: global warming, peak oil, the 2 1/2 trillion dollars you added to the national debt in five years, the astronomical trade deficit, etc. What did they do to you? Why do you hate them so much? Why are you trying to make their lives so horrible?

[SofaKingLiberal]

48. There is no scientific evidence that I can understand.

So as far as I am concerned, global warming doesn't exist.

And as I have said before, we are a nation addicted to oil.

You mentioned the national debt. The national debt isn't necessarily a bad thing. Most Americans are in debt. What do you have against Americans?


There is a lot of fuzzy math going on with the trade deficit. But I will continue to catapult the propaganda.

[GOPBasher]

50. LMAO

That response was fricking priceless! :thumbsup:

[mwooldri]

46. What's your favourite brand of pretzel? (n/t)

[SofaKingLiberal]

49. They only let me eat soft pretzels now. n/t

[mvd]

51. Will you answer the questions in that new Pink song, called..

"Dear Mr. President?"

Sample lyrics:

Dear Mr President/What do you feel when you see all the homeless in the street?
Dear Mr President/Were you a lonely boy?
How do you sleep/While the rest of us cry?

[SofaKingLiberal]

52. Let me tell you something about homeess people.

This is something my mom told me a long time ago.

Homeless people don't have it as bad as you think. They have no mortgages, utility bills, or lawns to mow. So it actuallly works out quite well for them.

I am never lonely. God talks to me every day.

Making people cry is hard work and hard work makes me tired.

[doc03]

53. How long were you on the job before you discovered

you incompetent?

[SofaKingLiberal]

54. I have people who read things to me and tell me what to do.

If I was incompetent, they would have told me.