Crazy Cat in Conn. Ambushes the Avon Lady

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FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP)- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw,'' Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons.''

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

http://www.startribune.com/484/story/337495.html

[Sanity Claws]

1. I want pictures!

This is one cat I've got to see.

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7. Here's pics and video

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_088111325.html

He looks harmless enough, but he sounds like a four-footed terror!

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9. Did you see his wild eyes toward the end of the clip?

The owner seems to be as nutty as the cat.

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12. I'd agree. Lewis seems pretty normal

but his mamma seems a little askew. Maybe that's why he's acting crazy. :D

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2. My mom just called to ask if I had seen this.

This cat looks a lot like my mom's cat that died several months ago.

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3. It's not a zomby cat, is it?

now THAT would be scary

[NaturalHigh]

4. I don't think so, but it looks a lot like Gene.

Gene was known to attack people for no obvious reason.

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5. Here's a link to pics and video

Interestingly enough, Lewis looks like a cross between my two cats, Leo and Edgar, who are brothers (they're in my avatar). Thankfully Leo and Edgar don't attack people-- at least not vicously. They may sprawl all over them and bump into their shins, but not violently.

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6. You forgot the link!

Please, please. I really have to see this psychotic furball.

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11. D'oh! here it is:

http://cbs4.com/topstories/local_story_088111325.html

[BikeWriter]

8. Damned vicious kitty!

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10. that headline needs more alliteration

Like, "Crazy Connecticut Cat Corners Cosmetics Conveyer" or something.

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13. ...

:spray:
heh! you must've written headlines before

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14. Love it

Better than the actual headline about a "terrible tabby." That cat is not a tabby!!!