Cheer up, sad sacks:

[jane_pippin]

Hasselhoff loves you. And puppies. He loves puppies too.

[Redstone]

1. Just when I was getting ready to eat lunch. Now I've lost my appetite, and

I thing all that saccharine is giving me the hives.

Redstone

[jane_pippin]

2. Sorry, Redstone. Here--perhaps this will help balance things out

Oooh, it's Mr. Angry! He's coming to steal the puppies!

[Redstone]

4. Oh, no, not the puppies! Forget I said anything.

Redstone

[LaraMN]

3. GRO- ISS !

Hassel-OFF, Hasselhoff!

[jane_pippin]

5. Blasphemer!

:o

[LaraMN]

6. Hah!

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you- watch your mail this week....you may be getting a mysterious package.....
:bounce:

[jane_pippin]

11. Oooh, intrigue. I like it.

Wait--it's not like, a box of dirty socks or a baby or something is it? :D

[LaraMN]

12. No, no nothing like that.

Just something heartfelt and spiritual.

:rofl:

[jane_pippin]

32. I just got home and there it was!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you! Oh man, here's the scary thing--it all matches the "decor" of my home perfectly. Even the book. Did I say scary? Because I meant awesome. And your card was very sweet--it's getting a place of honor on the fridge.

You just made my day! :D

[swag]

7. Your asking for the Hasselhoffian Recursion, aren't you?

[jane_pippin]

9. How did you know?

I like that when you look at it you reach a point when you think "it isn't so bad, I can handle this horror," and then *bam* it's terrible all over again.

[no name no slogan]

8. He just got slapped with a restraining order

against his ex-wife. It was in the news a couple days ago.

Hasselhoff scares me. Even with puppies.

[jane_pippin]

10. Really? Well now I'm disappointed in him.

You know, more so.

[Bassic]

13. Screw Hasselhoff, I want KITT.

Helz yeah!

[jane_pippin]

16. But, KITT can't hug puppies. Why do you hate puppies?

ok fine:

[Bassic]

18. Now that's I'm talking about!

:D :woohoo:

[billyskank]

14. Thank god

it wasn't THAT picture :scared:

[jane_pippin]

15. Avoid post # 7 then.

Unless you want to be hypnotized by the awesome power of Hasselhoff speedos. Then by all means, pay a visit to Swag's post.

[Bassic]

20. God dammi, I had to look....

:freak:

[billyskank]

22. No, not that picture

There is an even more disturbing picture of Hasselhof out there. It also involves puppies. :scared:

:hi:

[jane_pippin]

23. Oh, reeeeally. I know I shouldn't look for it, and yet

the "it's like a trainwreck" part of me says "Go ahead. I dare you."

[billyskank]

24. Do not click on this post

I told you. :rofl:

[XemaSab]

27. That's BEGGING for a photoshop

[billyskank]

29. Don't you think his feet look too small?

I do.

[XemaSab]

31. Not with your head

rising high above it all. :D

[jane_pippin]

28. There's so much evil in the world.

:rofl:


I do hope he's paying for puppy therapy for both of those dogs though.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Yay!

[jane_pippin]

26. A christmas dream come true!

And in March, no less!

[meegbear]

19. But do his puppies love me?

[jane_pippin]

25. His puppies love everybody.

So yes. Yes they do.

[meegbear]

21. But do his puppies love me?

[amitten]

30. For such an orange man, he sure loves puppies!

I don't really know what that meant, but it makes about as much sense as Hasselhoff himself.