Can someone instruct me how to train myself to have only "hot" dreams?

[LaraMN]

Because I keep trying, and last night's efforts resulted in dreams about grocery shopping and clubbing vampire-like seals with my purse. I woke up feeling very stressed-out.

[CarpeDiebold]

1. more sex

should help. or ecstasy, that always did it for me.

[BlueIris]

36. I personally tend to have more erotic dreams when I abstain

or repress. I think it causes my subconscious to need to overcompensate.

[Shine]

2. I ain't got no tips for ya, baby.

my hot dreams are always when I'm awake. :evilgrin:

[Iniquitous Bunny]

38. Me too!

Like bad lovers of my past, dreams always finish before I do. :(

I'm fortunate to live it. :woohoo:

[ohiosmith]

3. I'll send you my photo. Problem solved. Anything else?

[MissMillie]

4. post lots of pictures of your mother in your room

:shrug:

[ForrestGump]

5. In the past, many women have asked me the same question

I found that sending them a glossy eight-by-ten of me in a unitard did the trick.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Just before bed

spend at least one hour reading nothing but ZombieNixon's posts and drinking Ersatz Brothers coffee.



"It has the finest blend of Brazillian soya beans, Chilean chicory nuts and Spanish fly!"

[ZombieNixon]

9. Yeah, that'll about do it!

:bounce:

I can post more hot things, if it'll help.

:evilgrin:

[Debi]

7. Oysters before bedtime? Than and some softcore porn on the TV n/t

[miss_american_pie]

8. Pregnancy

always worked for me. ;)

[LaraMN]

12. Oh no way!

I'm all done with that method! The mere thought is frightening...

[miss_american_pie]

13. LOL

Yeah, too bad they don't bottle those hormones, though.

[Squatch]

10. Look at some nudie pics before you go to bed.

Look...but DON'T TOUCH!!!

[ZombieNixon]

11. What if you...look with your hands?

Some of us can do this, you know. :evilgrin:

[jukes]

14. have yourself

some HOT daydreams (wink-wink) smoke a joint, and don't worry about it.

[baby_mouse]

15. Never, ever have sex.

It works, but perhaps too extreme...

[Scout1071]

16. Tried it. Doesn't work. Found the opposite is true.

The more sex I have, the more I dream about it.

[baby_mouse]

20. That's what I meant, dude. :-) NT

[Taverner]

17. Think about something appetizing in the moments before you go to bed

If lucky, it can be your first dream...

[LaraMN]

34. Like syrup and waffles?

I'll give it a shot tonight and report back, tomorrow. I have high hopes, despite the fact that it will probably end up as erotic as doing my taxes. That seems to be the pattern.

[DS1]

18. Live in hotel rooms, light a new one each night on fire

Tell them Paris sent you

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. Will "hot" reality do? -nt

[Inland]

21. But that IS a hot dream!

Just kidding. Thinking of a part of Catch-22.

[xmas74]

22. Watch this video before bedtime.

Observe the way he writhes about while tied up, the way he licks the microphone.

I know of more than a few men and women who've said that's all it takes.

[tigereye]

23. gee

I wonder whom X-mas might be talking about? COuld it be.... ;)

[Wapsie B]

24. I have no idea what's she's talking about

but I'd love to know. :)

[tigereye]

25. I suspect it is a certain industrial type rock star

named....

just wait, she'll be back.

[Wapsie B]

26. Oh yeah

maybe Trent Reznor? (sp)I can look at graphic sex pics and movies and have dreams that Disney could show. Doesn't work for me at all.

[tigereye]

27. I rarely have those kind of dreams

and I'm even a Jungian type. Maybe that's why I don't have those types of dreams.

[xmas74]

28. Lara knows what's up too.

The licking of the microphone is what does it for me.

[tigereye]

30. haven't seen that one

should I? :evilgrin:

[xmas74]

32. You've seen it, I'm sure.

It's for Closer.

[LaraMN]

31. Oh yes, I do!

Reznor-flavored dreams would be JUST FINE with me!

[xmas74]

35. Reznor dreams are better than any porn out there!

I just go to www.nin.com/visuals and watch the videos on there. He looks sexy at every stage of his career so take your pick-young Trent from the days of PHM, ubersexy from the days of TDS, bearded and trying to pull off a Bram Stoker feel from his Fragile days, or now w/ his obsession for cleaner living and his love of the stupid Bowflex.

It's all good.

[beyurslf]

29. Put a hot water bottle under your back when you go to bed?

[L A Woman]

33. My friend swears if he goes without for 2 weeks...

and that includes self-pleasure, that he will have wet dreams. But he's a man. They might be different in that way!

[Beausoir]

37. Hee hee. Some girlfriends and I started our own website with hot men

as the topics. We have 100 members and anyone who has a particular favorite gets their own section to post images.

I peruse the site every evening to see what new yumminess has been posted. It works like a charm for my sweet dreams!

[pitohui]

39. you won't like it but this is guaranteed to work

give up sex

remember how you go on a diet and then you have all those great food dreams?

the defense rests

[LeftyMom]

40. Apparently, a long distance relationship works wonders for that

Personally I'd prefer disturbing dreams and real sex though, but maybe that's just me. :shrug:

[LostInAnomie]

41. Oddly enough, I always have them...

... when I see something thats really hot earlier in the day and then somehow forget about it or manage to not think about it all day. That night my dreams get pretty steamy.