Attention all associates......CAPTION needed in lumber

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Where's his orange apron? He's out of uniform. Send him home!

[underpants]

2. And he smells like liquor!!!

George...yeah...howza about you come in my office for a minute there 'kay?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

8. LOL... I love that movie!

[shirlden]

3. Some idiot left the "s" out of Home Despot

N/T

[BringEmOn]

19. A small revision

[felonious thunk]

4. Wait, you mean people have to fix their own homes?

So let me get this straight. They do the repairs to their own homes? Why don't they just hire someone else to do it? Jeez, I'll never understand these people.

[OldSoldier]

20. That's what At-Home Services is for!

We have a service (using locally-owned contractors) where people can hire us to perform repairs to their homes.

But yeah, I don't think Bush quite understands the concept of "do it yourselfer." This is a guy who can hold a hammer in his right hand and hit his right thumb with it.

[Champion Jack]

5. Uh, george?

The results from your drug test are back,...they want to see you in the front office...

[Military Brat]

11. For the first time, another crotch in the photo gets more attention

:evilgrin:

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

6. and of course

The Home Depot "associates" wanted

STRENGTHENING
AMERICA"S
ECONOMY
on the pile of sheetgoods behind him :puke:

[underpants]

10. $5 says it not real

The rack on the left and the plywood onthe right (seenin other pics) look real but I am pretty sure that that is a facade behind him...and in front of it.

[underpants]

7. I see that he safely landed his lawn mower

Wow W way to go.

[regularguy]

15. And he really stuck the dis-mount too!

10!

[cosmicdot]

9. performing in The Home Depot lounge, George B

... playing 2nd fiddle with mouth harp ... Songs of the New Depression ...

[underpants]

13. Thank thank you I thought so much of you all I brought you a warm meal

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/03312000/news.lycos.com/news/ot_getImage.asp?op=img&id=474433

[eileen_d]

12. It's the Home Despot!

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=despot
ba-dum-dum

[underpants]

14. Hi...uh where is "de pot" anyway?

:smoke:

[VOX]

16. No wonder it' so hard to get good help at Home Depot!

Look at their shining example.

[Qutzupalotl]

17. "Bye! Be sure to pick up your severance checks on the way out!"

[soupkitchen]

18. Homey the despot

[OldSoldier]

21. Okay, let's get serious here

Let me don my orange apron and back belt and walk this department for safety hazards and problems.

1. Purported leader of free world throwing Hitler salute.
2. Safety hazard: four bunks of lumber in the aisle.
3. Safety hazard: gasoline-powered outdoor equipment stored above paint cans.
4. Safety hazard: Home Depot associate in photo (the guy to your left of the village idiot is the CEO of Home Depot) not wearing back support while on the sales floor. Termination offense.
5. "Strengthening America's Economy" sign posted on bunk of lumber which probably came from Canada. American lumber doesn't come in a plastic wrapper.
6. Check the markdown book: Was that $16 sheet of OSB used in the stage set properly written off?
7. Home Depot sign wrong shade of orange.
8. Huge safety hazard: paint cannot be merchandised on a wide aisle due to flammability issues.

[Neshanic]

22. I wave, and my metal codpiece from Home Depot vibrates!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. Thanks for all the campaign contributions, guys.

Keep it up.

[Astarho]

24. They forgot the "S" in that sign

Bush is the Home Despot right?

[neuvocat]

25. "Why do I have to be nice to this a-hole"

when all he's done is lose money for my store?"

clap...clap......clap.....................clap............................clap.........

[cosmicdot]

26. W is thinking: all these team leaders, lead cashiers, and associates ...

... wonder where they keep all the pissant workers?