Hey, I'm opening my own hair salon. What should I call it?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

Poll question: Hey, I'm opening my own hair salon. What should I call it?

[XNASA]

1. "Curl Up and Dye"

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. That's the best one yet.

:rofl:

[TheBaldyMan]

5. there's already a hairdressers in Liverpool called that

[XNASA]

7. I'd expect nothing less in a city named "Liverpool".

I put the name Liverpool in the same category as "Braintree". :)

[rbnyc]

8. That's awesome. (nt)

[RevCheesehead]

2. "Samson and Delilah's"

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Hairway to Steven

[Aristus]

6. "The Kindest Cut".

B-)

[RandomKoolzip]

9. "Jeff."

[RedCloud]

10. "Hair today, gone tomorrow"

:shrug:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

14. That name implies the onset of baldness

I'm sorry but there's no place for you at my salon.

[RedCloud]

16. But I grow hair like a monkey!

I am proof evolution exists!

Maybe I can sweep up the hair? I can even compost it for protein enriched soil!

[swag]

11. Live Models, 25 Cent Video

[no name no slogan]

12. "Brazilian's"

you can't beat our waxjobs

[Fenris]

13. "Seals and Coiffs"

[DS1]

15. Lotion in the Basket

[Blue-Jay]

17. Flowbee's

[Lisa]

18. American Hairlines? (n/t)

[bikebloke]

19. Hair Art Thou

A place I was clipped in New Zealand.

[graywarrior]

20. Running with Scissors.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Shear Expectations or Shear Extravagance

[rug]

22. HairDU

[Left Is Write]

23. I can tell you what NOT to call it.

Do NOT call it "Sassy & Classy." Every time I drive past Sassy & Classy in my city, it makes me gag a little and laugh a little. It does NOT make me want to get my hair done there!

[eeyore]

24. Foxy Reflections is my all time favorite.

It's on Central in Albuquerque.

Other good ones: Hair Force One, Hair's To You, The Hair Apparent, The Shear Shack, 7 Bucks a Whack (that one's here in Portland).

Just don't do Grateful Head! That's one here in Portland also, and it always leaves me baffled. I've never thought of Deadheads as having a particularly good sense of follicle fashion (or hygiene for that matter). :P

I've also been fairly frightened of the name of another Portland shop, Dare to be Different. That name's always made me think that I'd end up in a war of wills with some psycho stylist who's bent on giving me a "different" hairstyle. :scared:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

28. Hair Force One

Nice. :thumbsup:

[rustydog]

25. How about: "Hairs looking at you"

[no name no slogan]

26. "Hair After"

was the place my mom took me to as a wee lad in the 1970s. In fact, the same woman cut my hair up until December, when she retired to Florida. And I haven't had a cut since, so I'm looking a bit shaggy.

[mitchum]

27. Head

[applegrove]

29. Do something else too - like a bookstore or coffee bar. Call it

"Sips & Clips" or "Nooks & Chunks" :rofl: Seriously - a bookshelf of the bestsellers or an expresso machine!!

[LaraMN]

30. Run With Scissors

:D

[NMDemDist2]

31. Hair FX

i always thought that was a great name, even though I got a crappy hair cut there

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. Locks o' Luck

Or, memories of my first stylist conjure up a name like "Women in Tank Tops Hovering Around You with Their Large Breasts Agonizingly Close to Your Face."

But the sign would break you, so...

[hatredisnotavalue]

33. A Cut Above ?? n/t

[mikeytherat]

34. My sister's first salon was called, "The Hair-a-Techs."

mikey_the_rat

[Merrick]

35. Blind Paul's Pain Parlor

[oneighty]

36. 'Pedro's South of the Border Hair Styled Emporium'

Free Pecan Pie under the dryer.

180

[beyurslf]

37. Better Than Bald?

[Darth_Kitten]

38. Vanity Hair

:D