What is a Herk?

[madinmaryland]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily herking. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Herkillan soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, herk in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a herkillion?"

[ZombieNixon]

1. This thread needs more herk!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily herking. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Herkillan soldiers were herked."

"OH HERK!" the President exclaims. "That's herking terrible!"

His staff sits herked at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, herk in hands.

Finally, the President herks up and asks, "How many is a herkillion?"

:P

[madinmaryland]

3. What is he doing with his

"herk in hands"?

:wtf:

[ZombieNixon]

4. What is a "daily herking?"

:scared:

[madinmaryland]

6. It sounds herking terrible!

:scared:

[Lance_Boyle]

2. a misspelling

It's actually "cool herc."

[ZombieNixon]

5. Its origin does lie in a misspelling.

But of "jerk."

One of my friends was getting emotional yesterday on AIM and told me I was "JUST A BIG HERK!!"

:shrug:

I thought it made a good all-purpose word.

[trof]

9. Wouldn't "jerk" be pronounced "herk" in Spanish?

Was your friend of an Hispanic background?
;-)

[ZombieNixon]

10. Technically, yes, she is,

but I speak better Spanish than she does. :shrug:

[henslee]

8. and the Herkoloids?

[Debi]

7. ah man...go herk yourself!

That's just cruel!