A BIG GRN for all the oldersters here on DU!

[napi21]

--- I've sure gotten old! I'v e had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. I can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. I've lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license

--- An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she&nbs p;had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I can be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

[brook]

1. Ah, yes.

It's healthy to laugh heartily! Merci.

[Shine]

2. Age is just a number.

and laughter keeps us young at heart. :hug:

:hi:

[WCGreen]

3. I am 48 ...

Goin on 22...

Look what I still can do, ooo....

I can still pee...

And I can still breed....

But what do I know of those.....

Children I meet will tell me I'm sweet....

But won't give me the time of day....

I still can perform....

It's just not the norm....

The script for the 'gra is up....

[Shine]

4. I'm right behind ya, baby! xoxoxo!

:*

I just had my 42nd bd on Saturday, in fact. Yup, Time marches on....

[WCGreen]

5. You can bring up my rear any day....

In fact, I'm serious....

My rear has....

Well, ended.....

[Shine]

6. LOL!

:rofl:
Well, MY rear has expanded. Just more of me to love, baby!

[WCGreen]

9. Sir, Mix a lot.....

Said it best....

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. You are too funny......

Rearended, indeed.....:hug:

[WCGreen]

10. Thank you, thank you....

[orleans]

11. happy belated

light a candle and make a wish

http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm

[Shine]

12. Thanks, orleans.

:hug: I definitely did that. :thumbsup:

[Robeson]

8. Wow. Comparing surgeries and age with you, you make me feel old, too!

[blondeatlast]

13. I'm 46 and I never looked or felt better, but last year alone--

I had TWO transient ischemic attacks (mini-strokes) and I have EIGHT coronary stents and two more in my BRAIN.

But dammit, I'm here, and I'm gonna kick some elephant ass while I can!

[Michigander4Dean]

15. Good for you! | nt

[trof]

14. I'm NOT an oldster. I'M A GODDAM GEEZER!!!

It's taken me almost 65 years to achieve geezer status and, dammit, I revel in it.
;-)

[oneighty]

16. 72 in June Trof

I am with many health problems and yummy medicines of various and interesting flavors and content.

180

[trof]

17. Jeez, you out-geez me.

Damn.
Hi, buddy.
Keep on keepin' on.
:hi: