I've lived my life like Genghis Khan

[jpgray]

Taking things one steppe at a time.

:patriot:

[JohnKleeb]

1. What about invading Japan though

That was a pretty rocky steepe.

[jpgray]

2. True. You know what the biggest danger for the Horde was?

Snakes on a plain.

[JohnKleeb]

3. I always thought it was funny that Mongolia

had one of the largest empires ever.
Goddamn Mongolians, stop attacking my shitty wall.

[jpgray]

4. It never works that way in Risk, does it?

x(

[JohnKleeb]

5. I always think of Mongolians

in A the context they were in south park, or Genghis himself in that Bill and Ted movie, you know they actually have Mongolian lunches in the Congressional Cafeteria and the food ain't bad. I never played Risk, I jsut dont think of the Mongolians of being a great empire, it would be like uhhh lets say Belgium having a huge one.

[northzax]

6. except the belgians didn't

Chinggiss was a bad-ass, no doubt.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Of course he was

Ive never heard of a Genghis Khan fan.

[jukes]

8. well he wasn't much of a ruler

mostly he just fucked it, ate it, or burnt it; then went someplace else.

[jpgray]

10. Okay, but how was he as a cocktail waitress?

[JohnKleeb]

12. Excellent for the gentleman with

the Mongolian Horde Leader in a Cocktail Dress fetish.

[AngryAmish]

13. You got one here

cept I wouldn't live under the f'er. However he is one fascinating guy.

[JohnKleeb]

14. Well a lot of fuckers are fascinating

Nixon was probably the biggest fucker to ever live in the white house but I think he's also very fascinating and more complex than meets the eye.

[northzax]

19. I'd live under him

I just wouldn't want to be conquered by him.

[northzax]

20. one more here

I wrote my senior thesis on him.

[XemaSab]

15. The Belgians

Had the Congo, no?

And they were fucking ruthless motherfuckers too, if "King Leopold's Ghost" is any indication.

[JohnKleeb]

16. Yeah Congo nothing compared to the Mongolian Empire

[jpgray]

17. Unless you're into ivory and longwinded literary sailors.

:patriot:

[XemaSab]

18. I hear ya

I'm just saying that there's a reason why those little countries didn't get eaten by their neighbors 1000 years ago...

[WCGreen]

9. But you better watch out for Madness...

Cause you could go One Steppe Beyond.....

[jpgray]

11. Marriage drove him insane. His wife was cute--a Miss Steppe to be sure

:patriot: