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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:53 PM
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Man spends 41 hours inside a Wal-Mart. Store doesn't notice until the end.
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:54 PM
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1. Did he superglue his butt to something?
I wonder where he dozed off...

This could save money on the heating/cooling bills...
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:57 PM
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2. He did quite a few things
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:58 PM
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3. Spring Break at Walmart?
BTW- :grr: the greeters :grr:

I have yet to be welcomed at a Walmart. Not that I have been in a while (none really all that close) but I have to have been to Walmarts at least 20 times...and not ONCE was I greeted. I even tried making eye contact with them and at the last minure they would not say anything.

:wtf:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:59 PM
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4. I think the greeters are actually functioning as surveillance cameras.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 01:04 PM
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7. Eh?
What?

They seem to listen about as well.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 01:47 PM
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8. They're checking you out as you come in. For what, only they know.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 01:02 PM
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5. shit, hes getting possible book and movie deals coming his way
Hes gonna get rich from this. Why cant I think of this crap?!?
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vikegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 01:03 PM
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6. As a Drake University alum
I am ashamed. ::hangs head::
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