We all know what the Chevy commercials are -really- about

[jpgray]

They're just posted to hurt me, and my friends. Don't give me any bullshit about "what the fuck could a satirical Chevy commercial have to do with you or anybody else?", everybody knows this is just a snide, underhanded dig at me personally, and if the people posting them had any class they would leave DU and kill themselves in some spectacular fashion, preferably with a note of apology written in blood and viscera.

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(I'm actually just bored of hiding the Chevy threads, and this method seems to work for getting threads deleted :patriot:)

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Everyone knows your history.

Maybe if some people didn't insist on being snarky and mean, they wouldn't mention "Chevy Tahoes" (c'mon, you all know what that REALLY means) to intentionally hurt you. I'm so sorry you're going through this right now, jpgray. You are in my prayers. :hug:

And to the rest of you: GET A LIFE!

[jpgray]

2. Thanks friend

:hug::hug::hug::hug:

And if you can't see the connection between Chevy Tahoe ads and virulent hatred towards me personally, you're a heartless, unfeeling bastard who has no concept of the pain they cause me.

[RandomKoolzip]

5. You got it. And I will continue to champion your cause

by never ever explaining to others why certain seemingly innocuous word-phrases trigger a Pavlovian outpouring of pain and hurt to you. Count on me....I'll be there for you.

[Blue-Jay]

3. You're so vain.

You probably think this thread is about you...

[madinmaryland]

4. THIS IS NOT A CHEVY COMMERCIAL RESPONSE:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[mdmc]

6. lavish attention on this

http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=e131cdaa-1176-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. I hope he remembers to close the windows.

There's storm clouds in the distance.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. That guy really seems to enJoy his Chevy Ta- whoops!

Almost said it! Sorry, jpgray. :cry:

[jpgray]

10. More egregious, ruinous harm

That hankering to wound utterly doesn't become ewe. Me either. :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I can't help it. I'm mean.

And by "mean," I mean "average."

[Fenris]

12. No sense making a

scene. :eyes: Thou art so fuwellish.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Man, everybody Rocked hard

for a little while. Now they just MOR. Snakes on a Chevy Tahoe, my fiend. Snakes on Chevy Tahoe....

[Fenris]

14. Widows of Joy

That's a great band name. I'm surprised no one's taken it.

[jpgray]

9. Et tu, Hedgus?

:cry:

[sundog]

15. strangeways, here we come

[dolo amber]

18. That is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life

[sundog]

22. fenris painted it

he's a very talented young man dolo

[dolo amber]

23. I guess anyone who can paint with a brush in their bumhole *is* talented

:7

[hfojvt]

16. Chevy Tahoe, Chevy Tahoe, Chevy, Chevy, Revy Chevy Tahoe Tahoe

Now that I know where you are vulnerable. I probably Chevy will keep at it. Plus, my parents just bought a new Tahoe. I am not making this up.

[Jara sang]

17. .

http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=ce889f78-117e-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7

[swimboy]

19. People are acting all innocent but the PMs, man

they're hurting our children. Please think of Sally Struthers, people!

[sundog]

20. .

:thumbsup:

:cry:

[swag]

25. I often think of Sally Struthers

getting fucked by Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces.

And I think she was overacting. But at least when she was moaning and squealing, you didn't have to hear her lousy accent (Texas? Bakersfield?).

Anyway, she had some nice ones.

So thanks for the reminder, swimboy.

[DrGonzoLives]

21. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing...

n/t

[SOteric]

24. Blood and viscera?!

Just who do you think is going to clean that up, little mister?!