Which DUer would you like to chase around a tornado with???

[SmileyBoy]

I'd prefer someone from Kansas, thank you very much.

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Huh?

Do you mean someone with whom you would chase tornados?

Or someone upon whom you would sic a tornado?

[SmileyBoy]

2. I mean driving in a truck when there's a tornado, and running from it.

So, the tornado would be chasing us, basically. But if I had the power to control the weather, I'd be actually chasing it. Of course, if I did have that power, the place where I live would be a tropical paradise, not an ice-cold tundra.

[plcdude]

6. I have done that before

but that is not saying much since I live Oklahoma

[kckc]

3. You just reminded me of...

something I desperately need to forget! I had a dream once that I was stuck in a tent in the middle of Florida during a tornado. My tent-mate? Newt Gingrich! Good lord, I don't know what kind of stress I was under to have such a nightmare. No wonder I have such a fear of tornadoes. I actually live in Kansas now, and am from Nebraska, and I still am just about your worst bet in a storm- I'm deathly afraid of them!

[guitar man]

4. We have lots of tornados

Down here in Oklahoma. Once you get up close and personal with one,you never look at things quite the same way.
I can't wait for tornado season to come each year. My wife says I have an unhealthy obsession with them. I just call it a strange fascination myself.

[SoCalDem]

5. Central Kansan here.. Extensive tornado experience

Now living in Calif.. sorry, you're on your own :)

[Dogmudgeon]

7. Helen Hunt ... ?

--bkl