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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:39 PM
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Lawn ornament collection leaves homeowner puzzled
http://news.kypost.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060329/NEWS02/603290376/1014

It was a shocking crime scene. Bodies were everyplace.

A ceramic chipmunk here. A cement skunk there. Rabbits and frogs strewn everywhere.

It was all a bit overwhelming for the drowsy South Covington man who awoke to it Sunday. There, on his previously uninhabited lawn, a sudden scattering of lawn ornament carnage from parts unknown.

In all, Covington police recovered 21 lifeless lawn figurines from the yard on Blue Ridge Drive. Nobody - including the home's residents - has any idea how the outdoor knick-knacks got there.

:rofl:
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:42 PM
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1. Looks like the work of...
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 01:02 AM
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2. I absolutely rolled when I read that story
thank goodness no one was around me at the time
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 01:29 AM
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3. Me too.. FUNNY! I was hoping there would be a photo!!
Bizarre story though!
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 01:34 PM
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4. that would have made my day
if there was a picture!
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