I think I might be an immigrant. How can I tell & how do we get rid of me?

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

I just realized I didn't journey into the Americas via the Berring Straight land bridge 15,000 years ago. Yep, I'm pretty sure I'm a recent immigrant.

[skygazer]

1. Please forgive me for this

It's "Bering" and "Strait".

Sorry, can't help it. It's a disease. :blush:

[El Fuego]

5. You must be bearing straight.

or when George Strait takes his clothes off he is

Baring Strait.

[skygazer]

10. Pardon me while I wipe the water off my monitor

:spray: Thank you! I feel like crap warmed over today and that's the first good belly laugh I've had. :rofl:

[hunter]

2. I think every state should enforce it's own borders.

We don't want no people from Kansas here.

Hit the road Dorothy. And your little dog too.

[hfojvt]

4. Once I was just about offered a job

the only catch was that I would have to move to California after a year. It was at that point that I told them I did not want the job. I think I might have loved working as a statistician, but it is better to be a servant in heaven than a king in hell.

[XemaSab]

7. And stay out!

[hfojvt]

11. Since then I have lived in SD, Mn, Wi, Ia, Ne, Mo

and now Kansas. I'm like nomad, or a world traveller.
But I've never seen the Pacific Ocean.

[XemaSab]

13. Magellan had nothing on you!

:toast:

[yellowcanine]

3. Check your elbows for calluses from crawling through the brush.

[hfojvt]

6. those people from the Bering Strait

are immigrants too. They totally over-ran the immigrants who came here by raft from the South Pacific.

[XemaSab]

8. Who had extirpated the Lost Tribes

:eyes:

[hfojvt]

12. At least you are not ignoring me

but you cannot say something nice?
My two least favorite smileys that go terrible together.

[jukes]

9. ?tiene carto verde?

?NO?, pues ven aqui!

[El Fuego]

14. no tengo carte verde. We don't need no stinkin' badges!

[jukes]

15. tx!

for not calling me out on my lousy border-Spanish!

:spank:

[TheBaldyMan]

16. do you display tell tale signs of immigrant status ...

do you have brown or black skin?
do you have a beard or heavy moustache? (this includes women),
do you wear a dress? (this does not include women)
do you wear headgear like a turban or sombrero?

if you answer yes to more than one of these questions you should report to your nearest INS office and demand to be deported as a furriner.