Which lapsed religion makes for the hottest bed partner?

[Taverner]

Poll question: Which lapsed religion makes for the hottest bed partner?

Male or Female?

[no name no slogan]

1. Lapsed Snakehandler (nt)

[onager]

2. You forgot the Muslims.

:hi:

I'm currently in Egypt. Will perform in-depth research and report back later.

[asthmaticeog]

3. I'd like to make a personal plea on behalf of lapsed Jews.

Laugh if you like, but if you don't know, you just don't know. ;)

[Taverner]

4. Ahhh but I don't think Jews have the same stigma against sex

that the hard core Christians do...

[asthmaticeog]

6. True - that holes in the sheets thing is total bullshit. nt

[Taverner]

9. I thought that was Hassidic Jews who did that

Often people confuse Orthodox with Hassidic.

[asthmaticeog]

10. Apparently, no-one does that.

Just a myth.

[Left Is Write]

5. My favorite ex-boyfriend...

was a non-practicing Jew.

[TimeChaser]

7. Well, I'm a lapsed Jew

I went Pagan a little over 6 years ago

[Taverner]

8. Well....

Are you a good bed partner?

[TimeChaser]

11. Well I hope so

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

12. I dunno about lapsed Mormons, but ACTIVE Mormons...whew!

I briefly "dated" a Mormon girl in high school. All I will say about that is: :evilgrin: Of course, your mileage may vary.

[liontamer]

13. are there no lapsed pagans?

i feel uncomfortable ranking when I haven't sampled all the flavors, but I've got to say lapsed catholics are overrated while mormons on the other hand...

[XemaSab]

14. What, no votes for lapsed Lutherans???

:cry:

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Missouri or ELCA?

[Taverner]

17. Well chances are if they're ELCA

They're not lapsing :)

[XemaSab]

19. ELCA

[Left Is Write]

27. See, there you go.

You're not listed because you weren't repressed in the first place. :D

[xchrom]

16. catholic boys ROCK my world.

now i am proud to say -- that i've slept around.

and i haven't met anybody who ''gets'' sex the way catholic boys do -- i don't know if it is the confession thingy -- i have no idea -- but catholic boys will wear you out.

but jewish boys make the best boyfriends -- hands down.

:headbang: :smoke: :headbang:

[begin_within]

28. Maybe it's the early training they received in the sacristy?

[SOteric]

18. I'm detecting a distinct trend, here....

[DS1]

31. Get your laps on

:D

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I can speak only of one 'Jack' Mormon

But I can speak rather loudly of her. :evilgrin:

[Fenris]

21. According to this poll, Billy Joel was right.

:scared:

[liontamer]

26. this poll is biased

as lapsed catholics tend to sleep around more. lapsed mormons, tend to be pretty monogamous and way more actual fun. I know lapsed catholic girls who'll try anything with anyone, but still don't actually enjoy sex. While from what I've heard orthodox and hasidic jews are great lays without ever lapsing.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. What about lapsed Atheists?

:beer:

[NNadir]

23. My wife's ex-catholic.

She's hot, still, after 20 years of marriage.

[beyurslf]

24. Mormon. Didn't you see the hot Mormon closet guy in Angels in America? :)

[Reverend_Smitty]

25. We ex-Catholic school girls know how to have fun

:evilgrin:

[jukes]

29. BAD catholic girls

were so much fun whilst i was growing up in south st. louis...

[DanCa]

30. But Catholic girls start much too late,

I heard that from somewhere. I don't know where.

[jukes]

32. a pure myth

joel is a republican afterall. prbly snopes has an article debunking that song.

catholic girls startup just FINE! then they get angsty & head for the confessional, then give you a jingle after the "hail mary"s...

[BigMcLargehuge]

33. Locked

Sex thread.


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