post something guaranteed to offend everyone

[ContraBass Black]

And see how long it lasts.

[LSK]

1. kittens

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4961585&mesg_id=4961603

[LiviaOlivia]

5. A Whole Lotta of Kittens

http://dailykitten.com.nyud.net:8090/kittens/1138340108IM001100.jpg

[Midlodemocrat]

2. I LOVE DS1!!!!!

That ought to do it.


(I do know someone who will be pissed)

:bounce:

[beyurslf]

3. Republicans are neato

[Deep13]

46. Nifty sig. line.

I think America is ready for a woman president, as long as it isn't HRC. A midwest governor is much better.

[Maestro]

4. This damn billboard offended me for months.

[Gato Moteado]

21. what is covenant media of texas?

is it some "religious" organization?

[uncle ray]

6. i don't think "tubgirl" is appropiate for DU!

[ContraBass Black]

7. Oh God.

Once I saw it, I could never unsee it.

[Kali]

14. huh?

[ContraBass Black]

17. don't google it.

Just don't.

[derby378]

22. Too late! AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

My eyes! My eyes!

:scared:

I need a hug.

[ContraBass Black]

25. I"m so sorry.

It's horrible.

[derby378]

26. And, stragely enough, I've seen much, much worse...

There are horrific images from the prisons and battlefields of Iraq that will stick in my head long after the previously-mentioned freakshow is blissfully forgotten.

[ContraBass Black]

28. Life would be much tamer for most of us

Without photographs.

[Debi]

36. What's wrong with this photo?

[philosophie_en_rose]

8. "Let the eagles soar" is the best song ever. Discuss.

Let the eagle soar,
Like she’s never soared before.
From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
Soar with healing in her wings,
As the land beneath her sings:
'Only god, no other kings.'
This country’s far too young to die.
We’ve still got a lot of climbing to do,
And we can make it if we try.
Built by toils and struggles
God has led us through.

http://www.cnn.com/video/us/2002/02/25/ashcroft.sings.wbtv.med.html

[XemaSab]

9. Mexicans taste like chicken!

[Deep13]

47. Possible solution to illegal immigration?

:shrug:

[swag]

10. .

[amitten]

27. Quit teasing Ms. Lepore.

Oh, wait...

[Maddy McCall]

11. Warning: Graphic Photo

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2401161

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. ,,,

[ContraBass Black]

13. You people are killing me.

[derby378]

23. Ew. I mean, yummy. Wait. Yes. No. What were we talking about?

See what you made me do?

[Deep13]

49. Wow, can't even see the duct tape.

[darkstar]

15. OK. Graphic.

You've been warned. And I ain't joking. Some folks won't like this at all. Involves close up of tatooed nether-regions.

Anyhow, AND ONLY WITH THIS FOREWARNING IN MIND, image googling "turd blossom" shocked me pretty good one day.

That is all.

[ContraBass Black]

16. I don't hate myself enough to do that.

[darkstar]

18. After you pretty much forced me to go looking for, uh, you know who

(t-g) earlier in the thread. Believe me, this is like a palate cleanser after that horror....

:hi:

[ContraBass Black]

19. I told you not to!

I meant it.

[darkstar]

20. Nope. You told Kali not to

Probably while I was off getting my soul scarred. No hard feelings or nuttin....

[BlueIris]

24. All of your children are UGLY!

And you were SO DUMB to have produced them. KIDS MUST DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

[BikeWriter]

29. ...and they dress funny, too!

[Wapsie B]

30. Where's the Veal?

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

31. It's right behind the goose liver pâte.

[Wapsie B]

32. I love pate!

Well, dead animal flesh of all kinds! ;-)

[BikeWriter]

33. Mmm! It's especially good if it's still bleeding.

[Wapsie B]

37. That's right!

I wanna smell just a hint of manure on my pound of flesh. ;-)
Maybe a whiff of alfalfa too.

[BikeWriter]

41. It's always fun to kill your own meat. Preferably...

with a scope sghted rifle from an air-conditioned truck. Then you can cut off and eat a raw chunk while it's still quivering. ;-)

[Wapsie B]

53. ............

:rofl:

I'll try that sometime. Thanks for the chuckle. ;-)

[Deep13]

50. Clubbing those harp seal cubs is harder than it looks.

They have such small heads.

[BikeWriter]

52. Yep, they are tiny!

[meegbear]

34. Ever fantasize about a 3-way with W and Laura?

Boy I sure do!

[Debi]

35. Well, I'll try to offend as many as I can.....

made with fed to my
upon coming back inside after eating an appetizer of
who were all (f&%$ing liburls :grr:)

[XemaSab]

38. .

I find it simply fascinating that yesterday on DU, people on this board were advocating the right of protesters to carry the Mexican flag and the next day, the argument is AGAINST someone wearing a garment depicting the confederate flag. Ah, hypocrisy, thy name is faux liberal.

[A HERETIC I AM]

39. Baby stew is best when the baby has been marinated

in Rye Whiskey and honey and force fed Cashews for a month.

Which this baby looks as if it has had that done to him. The bear costume is a rather chewy add-in i think.

[DanCa]

40. A pic of Denny Hasterate naked on a stairmaster eatting fried chicken?

I can't find a pic of that but I bet if I did, and I posted it everyone would be offended.

[Deep13]

42. White Power!

Just, a quick shout-out to my Aryan peeps before the Klan meeting. Hey, there's the new Chief Justice talking to Dick Cheney and Pat Robertson! Gotta go.

[MissMillie]

43. The boobie post did... that's for sure. (n/t)

.

[no name no slogan]

44. this

the record is two hours

[Deep13]

45. I can think of some pretty offensive stuff,...

...but it is over the top even for this thread.

[rbnyc]

48. So this guy walks into a promoter's office and says...

..."I have this great new act for you. It's a family act. First the husband and wife come out on stage and rip off each other's clothes. Then she gets on her knees and he pisses into her mouth. Then their 5 year old son comes out with a box of long matches and starts lighting his father's farts. Then the mother climbs a ladder, and Grandpa comes out, also naked. The mother takes a dump from the top of the ladder and grandpa catches it in his mouth and then spits it onto the head of the son, who balances it on his head while continuing to light his father's farts of fire. Mom continues to shit off the ladder, and grandpa continues to transport the shit onto the son's head with his mouth until the pile gets too tall and topples over onto the stage. Then the little 3-year-old daughter comes out and starts to smear it around. Then they all roll around in the shit on the stage and all start masturbating. After everyone cums, they clean themselves off with a giant American flag, which they then light on fire. Then they give the audience the middle finger and exit, stage right."

The promoter is just sitting there with his jaw on the floor. He can't believe what he's heard. But he can't help but as,"What's this act called?'

The guy answers, "The Aristocrats!"

OK, if we're not locked after THIS, I just don't know...

EDIT: typo, and I'm sorry.

[DS1]

55. I think we should have an all-star Aristocrats thread

where everyone adds their own version...

[ZombieNixon]

51. Well, you did ask...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[DUHandle]

54. Lumpy green hockers

[BigMcLargehuge]

56. Locked

I am speechless

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator