Oh, my, that is herking AWKWARD!!!

[ZombieNixon]

Awwwwwk-waaaaard!

Last November, I randomly made out with a girl at a party. I don't remember anything more than her name.

Turns out she's in my Spanish class. And remembers a lot more than I do. :blush:

Herk! The story of my life. x(

[bigwillq]

1. Is she hot?

:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

2. She's quite attractive.

But my love life is already complicated enough as it is. :dilemma:

[bigwillq]

3. That's because you are a stud.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

4. Uhh...yeah...that's it.

:think:

[bigwillq]

8. Oh come on, admit it.

You know you are! :P

[ZombieNixon]

16. Would that that were true.

It took me eight years to get the kind of action I'm getting now. It's a lot of werk! :(

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Send her my way.

[ZombieNixon]

6. OK. I need name, address,

and chloroform/ether/anesthetic. And stamps. Lots and lots of stamps.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Sweet.

[JohnKleeb]

9. C'mon man

Have him send her my way, I mean don't girls dig southern guys?

[ZombieNixon]

10. Look, you two can fight it out.

Just let me know who wins so I don't send it to the wrong address.

And primate, I'm just saying this as a heads up, but getting her through customs might be difficult, so you should be prepared for some hassle, because I'm not putting a return address on tha package. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

11. It won't be much of a contest

He's a twiggy :D.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Yeah, I might as well just concede.

[JohnKleeb]

13. I wouldn't

I may be have a similiar height and weight to a fullback but I am weak. Actually you can take Nixon's fling girl if you like, I am just bummed out yet again because all the girls Ive liked in the past have been ones I have no chance with.

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Haha, dude, I'm at least ten times weaker than the weakest person around.

And don't even get me started on not having a chance with girls, haha.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Aaah, run! It's a pity wank!

Dude, you have as much chance as I have, and I'm getting some now. :shrug:

Give it time. It'll probably be totally unexpected.

Herk on! :headbang:

[JohnKleeb]

17. Its just so hard when you're shy

I mean the only time I am really what would one call social is when I am intoxicated and I don't think thats a good thing given my family history.