I am bored. How bored am I?

[ZombieNixon]

I was just doing puppet theater with a plastic fork and spoon. It was about five minutes before I realized what the herk I was doing. That's how bored I am. x(

[sendero]

1. You..

.... are the Chairman of the Bored. :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. You could come and give me a back rub.

Yeah, that would be great. :P

[ZombieNixon]

3. OK. I need an address and a plane ticket.

Or an address, a big box, and lots and lots of stamps. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. I'll give you the stamps. But you'll have to herk the box yourself.

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

6. You're always trying to herk me over.

:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Is that a problem?

:P



Here's a fun site, if you don't already know about it:
http://www.addictinggames.com/ :)

[ZombieNixon]

9. Once again, the ambiguity of "herk" has us herked.

:think:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. This true,

I'm trying to scale back. I'm going to use it for replacement of swear words only, or something where it's totally obvious like "herkalicious." :P


Well, I'm gonna try anyway.

[ZombieNixon]

11. I just know you're gonna herk it up.

:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Stop being such a herk off.

:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

13. Oh, you can just herk me off right now.

:o

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. omh!

:spray:



BAD NIX! :spank:

[Floogeldy]

5. I have no idea how board you are.

But this thread boars me to fucking tears! :cry:

[ZombieNixon]

8. It could be worse.

You could be Boer-ed. :P

[MiniMandaRuth]

14. I remeber I acted out a story of mine, with a friend,

with.....

Teddy bears.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Teddy bears at least have faces! And limbs!

I was doing a sword fight with a FORK and a herkin' SPOON! x(

[MiniMandaRuth]

16. That's classic.

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

18. The Dark Lord Fork got his ass kicked.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. I'm a little bored too......

....



:shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

20. He goes in my sig!

:bounce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. woot!

Think of it as a late b-day present or something. :P

[ZombieNixon]

22. That's herky!

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I'm glad you herk it.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

24. There could be an entire Clan Herk of smilies!

So far we have two:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Dude, you know how much herking work it was to make that?

:P

[ZombieNixon]

26. Yes. Actually I do.

I'm a computer game developer, remember. Compared to some of the stuff I do regularly, that would have been small potatoes.

Go no further, let me finish the conversation for you:

Rev: So why didn't you, you big herker? :P
Nix: My .gif builder is like 15 years old and is on the other hard drive. (I'm lazy :blush: :hide:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. I guess I'll just go sit in the corner then.

Since you don't need me to have conversations anymore. :P

[ZombieNixon]

30. Make yourself useful, Admiral.

Spread the herk!

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. No.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

27. You could always put songs with herk

I would do that but I am listening to Brazilian music and I don't know Portugese.

[ZombieNixon]

29. I think Rev was trying to write an anthem for the Herk Movement.

At least, she was yesterday.

We need to recruit someone with musical talent. :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

31. Don't ask me

I have about as musical talent as an ape does and quite possibly less.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I was still trying today....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4960583&mesg_id=4960583




So what if it's plagiarism? :bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

34. You should have done it to total eclipse of the heart

:grr: just a total eclipse of the herk.

[ZombieNixon]

36. We could start a band!

The Circle Herks!

[JohnKleeb]

38. I told ya I have as much musical talent if not less than an ape

You could try going to the zoo and getting an orangutan though, oragutans are the best.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. If only we knew how to play instruments.

:evilfrown:

[ZombieNixon]

40. We could not and just say we do.

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. But how are we suppose to become famous

If can't play? :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

42. Is the one half of Milli Vannili still alive?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

44. Kleeb, you need an official position.

That of Captain James T. Herk is still open...what say you?

[JohnKleeb]

46. I'd rather be an NCO of some kind

Make me a Sergeant Herk.

[ZombieNixon]

48. OK, but that means you have to clean Rev's office.

If you're OK with that...:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

49. Depends do I get free booze

[ZombieNixon]

50. Maybe you can nick some out of her desk.

Third drawer down on the left. It looks locked, but it really isn't. ;)

[JohnKleeb]

51. Awesome

Better be a who's who in alochol.

[ZombieNixon]

53. Well, that's up to Rev.

If she's missing anything, maybe you can sneak some in with the requisition orders.

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. So you know my little secret, eh?

But you know what? That's not where I keep my good booze! So ha!

[JohnKleeb]

54. At least its booze

It better not be that natty light crap, natty light :puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

56. Nope.

But all the bottles are mostly empty. :P

[ZombieNixon]

55. Kleeb'll find it.

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Well if he does, he better replace it.

Or there will be hell to pay. :grr:

[JohnKleeb]

59. You give me a ride up to the Canadian border

and you got yourself a deal, remember I am your JUNIOR in age. I am just a wee baby being 18.667.

[ZombieNixon]

60. Meh...that's between the two of you.

Teh Incredible Herk bothers not with such trivialities.

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. Uh, you're the one who put him on cleaning duty in my office.

So it's your fault. Now replace my booze, or there's hell to pay. :grr:

[ZombieNixon]

62. Hey, it's not my herking fault if he pinches it!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

63. I wasnt going to take all of it

:shrug: I havent drank in a while.

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. May I remind you:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4962281&mesg_id=4962626



:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

65. Herk, all you gotta do is move it!

Or get a new herking key!

:eyes:

[JohnKleeb]

66. I haven't cleaned your office yet

Shizzit you're getting free labor and you're concenred about booze.

[JohnKleeb]

58. Of course I will

I mean its not a surprise that my heritage is from the most alcohol consuming nations on the planet and that even my old grandmother in her late years loved Absolut. Reminds me I could go for some Vodka.

[ZombieNixon]

43. Let's think...surely there's no famous group who are really a bunch of

talentless hacks. :think:

:sarcasm:

[JohnKleeb]

45. Well Creed broke up

so did NSYNC, the Backstreet Boys, but Toby Keith is still around putting his boot in asses.

[ZombieNixon]

47. Yeah, there's no reason why we couldn't do it, too!

:silly:

[ZombieNixon]

35. It's bad PR is what!

Get to herk! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Shhhhh

No one needs to know.