Hey everybody ! 1000 posts!

[Random_Australian]

I made 1000 in two months and 2 days, and I didn't even notice! (Perhaps 2months 3 days, but :shrug:)

For my 1008th posts I should not like to name names, but I :loveya: all!
Nice place, nice people, the chance to laugh at freepers on occasion, an atheist AND a sckeptic forum, but dearest my heart is the fine folks of the lounge.

Take a bow!
NOW you can ask me anything. Free hugs for all posters. Even lurking freepers.

[KitchenWitch]

1. cool!

With freepers there is a lot to laugh at!

[Random_Australian]

5. The first replier, a special treat!

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:
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[KitchenWitch]

9. awesome!

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Woohoo! Congratulations, RA!!!!

:toast: :bounce: :toast: :bounce: :toast:

[Random_Australian]

7. Thankyou!

:party: Party time!

Here's your :hug:!

[SeattleGirl]

10. Thank you ever so kindly!

Hugs are always welcome! :hug:

[TK421]

3. I'll throw a shrimp on the barbie for you! Congratulations!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast: :applause: :woohoo:

[Random_Australian]

13. MMMMMMMMmmmm Australian Seafood Barbie.

(As in Barbecue not that strange plastic doll thing)
Seafood coctails, tiger prawns, king prawns, blue whiting, molluscs of various descriptions, lobtser, crab, Morton Bay Bug. Oysters. 12 types of bread with eight salads.

MMMMmmmm so tasty.... btw here's your :hug:!

[TK421]

17. Send me some shellfish lovin' pal!

[Random_Australian]

30. Sorry, bit your avatar scares me too much.

I'll send you a senate bill to improve food quality.

[northofdenali]

4. Congrats!!

:thumbsup::bounce::bounce::toast::hug::woohoo::hug::toast::bounce::bounce::thumbsup:

[Random_Australian]

15. Nice smilies! Have some hugs!

:hug::hug::hug::hug:
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And a little optical illusion work at the same time!

[ZombieNixon]

6. Oooh, time for the 4-digit introductory hazing.

Drink this:



And then go for a 5-mile jog!

:P

[KitchenWitch]

11. Hey, I did not get the hazing?

*sniff*

[ZombieNixon]

16. That's because I wasn't here at the time.

Here, have some complimentary absinthe:

[KitchenWitch]

19. You were here about 2 months before I was!

[ZombieNixon]

22. I was? Oh my, I was!

:o

But until the election, I spent most of my time in GD...then I went into depression and left for a few months, and then I moved into the Lounge.

How the herk do you people get so herking many posts?

[KitchenWitch]

23. LOL

I have no life.

[ZombieNixon]

26. Oh, right, like I do?

I invented "herk" for Herk's sake!

[KitchenWitch]

28. ...

I love you ZombieNixon

[Random_Australian]

18. 1) I'm 17, that's illegal.

2) I don't drink anyway.
3) Miles SUCK! :yoiks:
4) Have a :hug: all the same.

[ZombieNixon]

24. 17? I'm 19!

Here I was thinking you were some fat bald guy (don't ask me why :blush:)!

(It's banned here in the States :()

[Random_Australian]

29. LOL! I thought you were an old guy!

Probably your forum username. BALD!! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Fat used to be accurate but I'm close to the healthy weight range now.


WAAAAAAAAAAIT: 'Fat' by Aussie standards. From just some street pics from places like Houston, I wouldn't want you thinking I was ever THAT big. It's enough to make one :blush:!

[ZombieNixon]

32. I don't know...I've never met a young Australian

(OK, I don't think I've ever met an Australian period). But, I've never seen a young Australian on TV either. Therefore, in my world, all Australians are old. And therefore fast and bald. :silly:

[Random_Australian]

34. You don't WANT to know what the world thinks of Americans!

:yoiks:

[ZombieNixon]

36. No, probably not.

I like it better here in my happy place anyway. :crazy:

[Robeson]

8. Wow, you became a member on my birthday!....

....Congrats!

[Random_Australian]

20. Hugs time for the birthday (two months ago)

boy/girl/person of undeclared gender! (Didn't read your profile before posting)

:hug:
And
:hug:
and :hug: again!

[Shine]

12. Congrats to you!

:toast:

and may I say how amused I was by your suggestion of a April Fools' trick on GD. LOL! Classic.

I'm sure we must prepare for much silliness to ensue.

:silly:

[Random_Australian]

21. Me and my social psychology classmates are in the initial stages

of planning much weirder sh*t... heh heh heh.

As per OP: a :hug:

[Shine]

27. I wanna hear all about it later.

April Fools Day also happens to be my sister's bd. As you can imagine, she's been teased mercilessly about it, throughout her life.

Have fun, whatever you do. :hi: :pals:

[Random_Australian]

31. Not for April fools! Just muckin' around!

If we could come up with just one measely reason to walk backwards....

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Cheers, mate

:toast:

[Random_Australian]

25. Meers, Chate! What does

"Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" mean?

Cracker avatar by the way.

When you answer the question, you get your hug....
































Just kidding! :hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. It's gibberish

It's the German translation (for joke warfare) of the Killer Joke from Monty Python's Flying Circus, Episode 1.

[Random_Australian]

35. Oh no! Too funny! Losing.... consciousness! Must resist...

*thump*

"One man translated 2 words accidentaly and had to spend three weeks in hospital", though quoted incorrectly, is one of my favourite lines of all time.

Do you know what the real life version of that was?

[Oeditpus Rex]

37. There was a real-life version?

Some kinda propaganda thing? :shrug:

[Random_Australian]

38. No no! Not a joke! Something that

"was banned at a special session of the Geneva Convention,"
"this man does not know it, but he about to die" and stuff matched up with Phosgene.
You know CO, the stuff in your exhaust that people use to commit suicide,and you know mustard gas? Put the two together and you have Phosgene. With one notable difference: Instead of smelling burningly awful, it smells of new-mown hay. Then you die. That's what got everyone at first... people smelt the gas, didn't care, and died.