Anyone wanna party with me?

[HEyHEY]

I mean it, in a total partying mood over here.

[ZombieNixon]

1. Let's get our herk on!!

[HEyHEY]

2. ooo, that's on the to do list

With Salma Hayek

[hunter]

14. No Thanks, ZombieNixon, I did that once.

It did not turn out well.

Rather like cheap Tequila, but not so much pain. I knew I was in Baja California, but I wasn't quite sure where.

Not that it mattered to me at the time.

[ZombieNixon]

17. BWAHAHA!!!

:rofl:
:D

[jpgray]

3. I'm completely drunk and cooking rice

I'm booked.

[HEyHEY]

4. Rice cooker...get some barley

[jpgray]

15. I think I've become needy

I left a message, talked with a girl, and then sent her an email all in the same night. What's wrong with me today?

[HEyHEY]

16. If you're gonna be that obvious...

Just send her a pic of your cock with a note "What do you think?"

[jpgray]

18. She totally wears the pants--she's initiated all physical contact

Forget pants--I don't even wear the brightly colored leggings in this relationship.

[HEyHEY]

20. Time to become a man

And tell her, "look, if you're not gonna do what I say, I'll find some girl who will."

[jpgray]

21. She does what I say, but only in certain situations

They're really the only situations I care about obedience for anyway.

[HEyHEY]

22. perv

[jpgray]

23. I mean when she's driving me somewhere

:P In that situation my opinion needs to matter.

[HEyHEY]

24. Wow, she drives?

What an ambitous woman!

[jpgray]

25. Her car is fucking filthy

Which goes to show the double standard and sexism so prevalent in our society. Could -I- pick her up in a filthy car? Noooooo.

:hide:

[HEyHEY]

26. Of course not

When a man is messy, he's a slob, a bum, not worthy of breathing air.
When a girl is a slob, she's "been busy," or "Liberated"

[jpgray]

27. I was proud of myself--she wanted to share a bowl and I refused

I think that means I'm manly and self-reliant, or something.

[HEyHEY]

28. Tell her drugs are bad, and she should come to your youthgroup

[hunter]

29. I ended a relationship by jumping out of her car.

It was moving pretty fast.

Ouch. Blood. My blood.

Later she sent all my crap to me in a box, and she didn't even write a note.

[JohnKleeb]

5. I'm in

Do you want me to get hookers or fried chicken or both?

[HEyHEY]

6. Do you have to ask?

[JohnKleeb]

7. Yeah

because I am gonna get donuts too.

[HEyHEY]

8. Blow yer paycheck, man. It's a party.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I got 40 bucks in my wallet

I'll blow that.

[HEyHEY]

12. Well, it comes down to KFC and doughnuts

No hookers :(

[JohnKleeb]

13. I was thinking about Pollo Campero instead of KFC

Its better and I don't have to go as far.

[TK421]

9. I would love to...but you're in Vancouver for fuck sake!

[HEyHEY]

10. True, but, what, you ain't got credit cards for a ticket?

[TK421]

19. I'm consolidating all my credit cards so I can pay the fuckers off!

Buy me a ticket so I can go there, have pity, okay?