What the fuck, eh? Guys...back me up

[HEyHEY]

Okay, I SEE good looking girls that look like they have good jobs and ambition and all that.

But I never see them unless I'm at work.

Where do these females hang out at night?

[ZombieNixon]

1. Thay have secret meetings where they plot

to prevent any of us from getting laid again. :scared:

[AlienGirl]

2. Home! We're too tired out from our ambition to go out!

Okay, so I'm not actually good-looking, nor do I have a good job. But I can vouch for ambition leaving ya tired out by evening!

Tucker

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. Feh

You're cute as a bug. :loveya:

[Random_Australian]

3. Living at uni now. After so many years out bush with too few chicks...

(Translating.........)
Babe central! nyah nyah na-yah nah!
/translation

[fleabert]

4. they are asleep at a decent hour on weeknights

weekends? who the hell knows. I was at the bars and clubs acting the fool during my single days, and I rarely dated anyone I met there. I dated men I met at work and school.

[JohnKleeb]

5. They probably hang out with canuckamok;s mom

All the good looking girls Ive wanted to date were too old for me or they already had someone.

[HEyHEY]

7. I DON'T WANNA HEAT THAT

See, if I was your age again, I'd be laying so much pipe plumbers would want union dues.

But, that was before meds.

BTW your commercial didn't work.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Shit it didnt

eh Ive been trying but my problem is that I am only really talkative when I am uhh under the influence and I dont wanna be that. I nearly did get close though once to getting there.

[HEyHEY]

9. Get loaded and go for broke

Whatever it takes.... remember, you're not old, so don't act like it

[JohnKleeb]

10. True

and I always have fun when I am wasted, I just gotta find out where the next party is, I went to one over the winter now that was fucking awesome, I was a star!

[CanuckAmok]

15. Spoken like a true "Banished to Penticton-for Two Years" single guy!

Kleeb, go for the sensitive academic guy look. Find a sexy librarian type. They're the best in the sack anyway.

HEyHEY, just find some woman, anywhere.

[JohnKleeb]

18. Where do you find the sexy librarian types?

I spent a lot of high school in the library and didn't see any, didn't see any when I was there today either.

[HEyHEY]

20. TUTORS

Tell them you need help with your "Fuck"

[CanuckAmok]

24. ...

:rofl:

[JohnKleeb]

26. well fuck hahahahha

[HEyHEY]

19. Don't listen to him, he's divorced

Dude, I AM the sexy academic guy... know where that's gotten me? Nowhere! Okay, I had a torrid affair with a French girl we all called "Librarian" ... and yeah... I'm still trembling from unspeakable things she did to me, but those ones are few and far between.

Just get drunk and find some slut.... don't bring your scruples get into it... waste of time. Girls aren't cool until you're like 25 anyway. So, spend these years dipping the wick.

[JohnKleeb]

25. True true

25 feels like a world away.

[HEyHEY]

30. Try 27, man... holy FUCK

[petronius]

6. At my place, mostly...

It's a goddam hassle getting them to not leave their discarded bikinis at the bottom of the hot tub, too...

[hfojvt]

11. if you look at the

third finger on their left hand, that might give you some idea.

[HEyHEY]

12. Trust me, I always do

[CanuckAmok]

13. Well, your mom's usually at my place, but she's not that good-looking.

The back of her head is okay, though.

[HEyHEY]

14. Most guys don't get enough of a look at your mom

To decide what part looks the best

[CanuckAmok]

16. "mom joke"

I'm tired. Make one up for me, and give it to yourself. :)

[UCLA02]

17. Nice one...

;-)


(But why don't all of you stay off peoples' moms and I'll stay off of all of yours, OK?)

[jpgray]

21. Backing you up

Notice I don't say "understanding what the fuck you are talking about"

[HEyHEY]

22. Good, I want you on my side in an eastside bar

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[HEyHEY]

27. BI, Did you take tonight's dose of Valium?

Relax, it's merely a conversational thread.

BTW I like how all of a sudden having a thing for girls with decent jobs and Ambition is a bad thing... I guess I'll go back to finding dumb girls with big tits who work at the gap.
There goes years of feminism down the tube.

[CanuckAmok]

34. Are you suggesting the Gap is patriarchal?!

Then throw-down, raggedy man!

[HEyHEY]

35. Hey, I dig Theatre..

But, west side story? Come on! Anchor's away would have been a way better choice for a parody ad, all those women in tight lil' sailor suites....hubba hubba

[CanuckAmok]

36. I guess, but that still keeps them in the work-force.

And, of course, I prefer mine baking me a cake, at home where she belongs.

[HEyHEY]

37. True

But, I like the idea of watching a hot girl on TV, then getting my woman to bring me a beer while watching.

[HEyHEY]

38. True

But, I like the idea of watching a hot girl on TV, then getting my woman to bring me a beer while watching.

[CanuckAmok]

28. Actually, science has proven that attraction has more to do with scent...

...than with appearance.

But I suppose you'll find a way to find fault with that, too, and only acknowledge the validity of men who have cut their own noses off.

[HEyHEY]

29. Men only do that in a lame attempt to prove they are tougher

Than women.... god.. everyone knows that.

[CanuckAmok]

32. Who cares about noses...

...as long as our dicks work, eh brother? (high-five!)

[HEyHEY]

33. OOOwww, oowwwwwwwwwww

[HEyHEY]

40. Why aren't women knocking down my door?

Good construction, that's why.

[Dem2theMax]

43. ...

:yourock:

[NMMNG]

39. At night?

I hang out at work. :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

41. If they're "girls," it's probably past their bedtime.

What do you "boys" expect?

[HEyHEY]

42. I do have that problem...

I, at 27, keep refering to women as girls, I think it's cause I'm having trouble getting old.