I would start a DU journal, but it would only showcase how uneventful...

CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:05 AM
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I would start a DU journal, but it would only showcase how uneventful...

...and boring my life is.

:shrug:

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jpgray

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:06 AM
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1. I know at least one thing you're doing that I find interesting

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:13 AM
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4. oh.... right....

that took me a minute...

She doesn't count, though, because she likes to give deep tissue massages and then leave right after sex. It's hardly a "relationship".

No, wait... that's pretty fucking great! What the hell was I thinking?!

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jpgray

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:14 AM
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5. Girls are such a chore anyway

I keep having to clean my house and everything. x(

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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7. That reminds me...

...she does that, too!

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jpgray

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:16 AM
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10. Fall in a well and die

:cry:

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HEyHEY

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:07 AM
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2. As if all that fistfucking could be dull

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:14 AM
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6. Meh, once you've penetrated one rectum, the rest is all anticlimax.

I was going to say "filler", but thought better of it, for the sake of decency.

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HEyHEY

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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8. Odd, my grade 9 gym teacher said the same thing in sex ed

Of course, he was a swinger

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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9. rectum?

Damned near killedum!

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HEyHEY

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:21 AM
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12. That was on 99.3 today

As I got my oil changed

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM
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13. "oil changed"?

Sounds like some sort of veiled double-entendre, to me.

We don't get 99.3 here. We manage to produce our own rock station that's even more insipid than that.

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CanuckAmok

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:20 AM
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11. Ha!

You just reminded me of my 8th grade health/sex ed teacher... He was flamingly flamboyant, way, way before it was so acceptable. He was pretty much out, had a Village People moustache, drove a silver Corvette convertible, shared a house with a German theatre actor named "Bernt", and wore shirts open to the navel with lots of gold neck-chains. This was, after all, 1979.

But this was in small-town Ontario.

In retrospect, I can't imagine how he got past the schoolboard tight-asses!

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NMMNG

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:29 AM
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14. In retrospect, I can't imagine how he got past the schoolboard tight-asses

Maybe he made their asses "not so tight". :evilgrin:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:07 AM
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3. My I direct you to my journal.

Specifically, the top post in my journal.

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...

OK, back? See? A boring life is no barrier to having a DU Journal. ;)

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billyskank

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Fri Mar-31-06 03:48 AM
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15. Hey, *my* journal was last updated on the 18th

what does that say about me? :shrug:

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