Rice is great when you're hungry for 2,000 of something

[jpgray]

:patriot:

[ZombieNixon]

1. And my homemade sausage is great when you're hungry for

Locking.

No sex threads.

[HEyHEY]

2. I prefer kus kus

[Random_Australian]

3. You spell it kus kus? Am I mistaken?

Are cous cous and kus kus somehow different things?

[lies and propaganda]

4. How i miss Mitch Hedberg.....n/t

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. He died one year ago yesterday.

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later.... so, yeah.'"

:rofl:

[jpgray]

6. I miss the guy

"An escalator can never be temproraily out of order--it can only temporarily become stairs."

[Mad_Dem_X]

7. When I was growing up, I slept in a twin bed

Every night I would lie in bed and wonder where my brother was.

(My favorite Mitch joke.)

[Cathyclysmic]

8. This shirt says 'Dry Clean Only', which means it's dirty.

:P

[lies and propaganda]

9. so hilarious...

A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, "Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?"

[ghostsofgiants]

10. I haven't slept for ten days...

Because that would be too long.

[anarch]

11. Alcholism is a disease,

but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. "Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic." "Damn it, Otto, you have lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right.