She's broken my heart

[HEyHEY]

And I never got my nads kicked...
I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now. :(

[SeattleGirl]

1. I'm sorry your heart is broken, but

surely you can't be sad that your nads never got kicked? :shrug:

[HEyHEY]

2. It's a logistics thing

I like to know just where I stand in the world... or at least where I keel over clutching Big Jim and the twins.

[enigmatic]

5. Big Jim and The Twins

There's the name of my new band!:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

3. Aww. I'm sorry HeyHey,

[BlueIris]

4. But, but...you have those awesome, sophisticated polar bears in your posts

to comfort you tonight. No one with the obviously invincible confidence to put a graphic of polar bears in his posts could really be moved to cry himself to sleep after an encounter with only one woman who thinks people should care about their partners as more than objects with which to enhance your status or disperse your DNA.

Don't worry, sweet pea. Sadly, there are too few women like me out there. There are lots of them who won't kick you or anyone like you anywhere near anything that resembles a sensitive part of your body. There are lots of women who are totally okay with being approached only because they look like they'd be a solid...opportunity. They're everywhere. And they LOVE solicitors like you.

[southlandshari]

6. ......

:spray:


Your sense of humor about all of this is inspiring, darlin'!

:applause:

[jmm]

7. Locked

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