I want to drink Liam Gallagher's ashes in a milkshake; please advise.

[Magrittes Pipe]

Oasis singer Liam Gallagher died three months ago, and nobody has noticed or cared. The thing I remember most about him is that he sucked so hard it reminded me of trying to drink a triple-thick milkshake through a too-small straw. Well, I put his ashes on a bookcase by my computer.

Now when I sit at the computer with my milkshake, it's just not the same. I would look back at the urn where his ashes are kept every single day and start crying, until a few days ago. On that day, I had this feeling that Liam Gallagher wants me to move on, and that I should get rid of his ashes from my house, and right after that, I had this idea that I should put them in my Triple Thick Milkshake and drink them, as it would remind me of how much he sucked. For some reason this idea calms me, and I do not cry anymore, but when I'm drinking the milkshake I keep thinking about how I've not done it yet, and then go back and forth between that and the idea that once I do it, I can't undo it, so I should approach this idea carefully.

I would like any advice that DU rock-star-ashes owners could give me.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. TWO members of the Beatles have died.

Therefore, the Beatles win.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. One member of Mayhem ate another member of Mayhem.

Therefore, Mayhem wins.

[DS1]

3. Fuck you for making me, so briefly, think Liam Gallagher was dead

It was the best news I'd heard in weeks

:argh:

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. He could be.

Have you heard from him recently? Perhaps a giant stack of newpapers he'd been hoarding in his flat fell on him, and he was unable to free himself. A week later, soaked in his own filth, he died of dehydration. His body has still not been found; because, really, who wants to go to Liam Gallagher's place?

[dolo amber]

4. I'd drink Liam Gallagher

:9

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I don't love you.

[dolo amber]

7. Sure ya do, schmoopie

:*

[no name no slogan]

8. Best thread o' the day

BTW, according to the "Rock Snob's Dictionary", we're supposed to refer to him as "The Boy".

[EstimatedProphet]

9. How did you get his ashes?

Does Ebay have a celebrity ash section?

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Noel gave me 50 quid to take them.

Lord knows he didn't want 'em.