Time for a POST YOUR PIG thread

[EstimatedProphet]

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. .

[Arkansas Granny]

3. That's the kind of pig I like.

[johnnie]

2. Take your pick

[EstimatedProphet]

9. What a waste of a good cigar

[mainegreen]

4. Pigs make terrible pets.

But are weirdly smart. My house mate in college (where else) had a vietnamese potbellied pig (remember when those were the rage). It was really nice, and did the cutest thing: if it liked you a lot it would always want to rub it's snout endlessly in the palm of your hand while making grunty noises.

According to my friend the thing was a chick magnet when he took it for walks. I find that hard to believe though, because the damned thing hated the outdoors. He leashed it (a weird full-body leash) and took it for walks, but in reality he just dragged it down the side walk. Seriously, the pig would just stiffen up and he would drag it down to the corner where it would then "do its duty" and then drag it back up to the house. He claimed it was good for the pig, as it filed down it's hoofs.

Cute pig though.

[LynneSin]

5. Pig hated the outdoors probably because of sunburn

http://www.pigplacementnetwork.com/summer_safety_tips.htm

In fact there are only two animals out there that can experience sunburn and that's humans & pigs.

[alarcojon]

6. My pig of the moment is Neal Boortz

for calling for internment of Hispanics in the Superdome until we "figure out what to do with them."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=793155&mesg_id=793155

[underpants]

7. I'm sorry but I find that to be sexist

[eyepaddle]

10. to borrow and paraphrase a line from our own DU Hate mail

bag:

Q: "What's the difference between Neil Boortz and a bag of shit?"

A: "The bag."

[Ava]

8. i actually love this movie