DUers, use your evil & morbid minds to play "Evil Genie":

[caty]

1. Ask the evil genie to grant a wish.
2. The evil genie grants the wish. But the catch is that the granted wish has an evil twist.
:evilgrin: :P :evilgrin: }(

Example:

Post A - I wish I lived on a tropical island.

Post B - Wish granted. Unfortunately, the island is only 20' by 20' and a hurricane is about to strike in 15 minutes.



My wish is: I wish I could fly.:smoke:


Don't forget to post your wish after you grant the wish for the above post!

[ZombieNixon]

1. Fine. Go jump off a building.

You could fly. Five minutes ago. Not anymore.

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Wish granted.

You are now an adult mayfly. You will have a lot of fun flying and mating for the next 24 hours; after which, you will die.

[ZombieNixon]

3. I wish I could make it with a hot alien babe!

Just call me Captain James Tiberius Herk!

:D

[AllegroRondo]

7. Granted - but

the alien is a giant praying mantis, who will bite your head off.

[ZombieNixon]

11. I said *hot* alien babe.

As in physically attractive to me...not a giant bug. :eyes:

:P

[AllegroRondo]

13. I thought you meant "hot"

as in temperature.. so you get scalded as well.

[RebelOne]

4. You have been turned into a goose and down below

there is a hunter with his gun sighted on you.

[Fox Mulder]

5. You turned into a quail and Dick Cheney is right there...

wait a minute. He doesn't shoot quails.

You're safe...I think...

[caty]

6. Your wish is granted.

Poof! You're a vulture.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[AllegroRondo]

8. Granted!

but - its the Shirley Jackson short story version....

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Hah! Great minds think alike.

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. Wish granted...You won the lottery...

...in a small town where the lottery winner is the person who ends up getting stoned to death by the rest of the townspeople. Sad really, because I liked you. :)


Hmmmm...My wish? 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Granted. But you're in Thailand.

You've been drugged so you sleep soundly and when you wake up, your kidneys are gone. :evilgrin:

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. ooooo, good one.

:)

[SofaKingLiberal]

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