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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 06:03 PM
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Poll question: GUYS!!! Are you drunk enough?
Okay, you're in a bar and you've had more than a few drinks. You're feeling pretty good, because you know you're a good looking guy and you're pretty popular with the ladies. Now tonight you're by yourself (to save the embarrassment), and that's ok becuase that means there's more for you.

Now with your beer goggles on, you look at the other side of the bar and you spy a beeyuteeful blonde honey giving you the eye. You tell the Bartender, "Hey, man. Let me buy that babe whatever she wants.

When she gets her drink, she's appreciative enough to sashay on over to you and start a conversation. After some talking and some touching she agrees to come home with you.

At your place, you and your lovely guest have a few more drinks and you propose to get a little more comfortable while you're kissing and rubbing. You two start to strip.

But once you two are naked, you can't help but notice that you both are packing the same... uhh, equipment.

Yep, she is a he. The beer goggles are still telling you that she's A DAMN GOOD LOOKIN' HE with pretty nice looking breasts. But a he, nonetheless.

Now you have an important choice to make. (Remember, up to this point, you are pretty toasted AND very, very randy.)

Whaddayado? WHAT DO YOU DO???

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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 06:36 PM
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1. Both of you sit down and watch The Crying Game
for another perspective. Wait the person was a transexual. Wow that complicates things. I am out of my depth. Sorry, I am feeling rather philosophical tonight as I look out at the snow. ;)

although the poet choice was a close second...
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-05-03 07:36 PM
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2. ROFLMAO at the last choice!
eom :)
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