I just can't say "no" to a girl.

[ZombieNixon]

I guess that part of my problem.

DU ladies! Post unreasonable requests I can refuse! :silly:

[Bunny]

1. Could you change the oil in my car, and rotate the tires?

Big boy? ;)

[ZombieNixon]

4. No.

:D

[Missy Vixen]

2. Would you do the dishes?

After that, I'd love it if you'd make some dinner. ;-)

Julie

[ZombieNixon]

5. No.

:P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Train my cats to use the toilet.

:)

[ZombieNixon]

6. Sheesh.

Easiest "no" I ever said. :eyes: :P

[miss_american_pie]

7. Wanna come nurse the baby?

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

8. Aw, herk no!

:scared:

[LeftyMom]

9. Post more shirtless pics!

:yourock:

[ZombieNixon]

12. Hmm...I might. Tomorrow.

If I feel inspired to take some new ones. :P

[LeftyMom]

14. Wow, now I have three great reasons to look forward to tomorrow

:party:

[ZombieNixon]

18. Three? I only post one of those pics at a time!

:hide:

:P

[LeftyMom]

28. #2 is the Nor Cal meetup

#3 is my long overdue birthday present :)

[JohnKleeb]

10. Ok I am a guy

but I'll ask you do something that involves a girl. Go steal Rev's booze from her office for me please.

[ZombieNixon]

13. You can't order me around, Sergeant.

Delegate among your inferiors. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

17. Fine I'll use a distraction

I dont have any inferiors, you need a private.

[ZombieNixon]

19. Well, recruit someone else...they can be the private.

[JohnKleeb]

22. Fine I'll post a recruiting post

Jebus

[ZombieNixon]

25. ...

:patriot:

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. Come here and herk me right NOW!!!!!!!

Now the question is, what does 'herk' mean in this sentence? And is it dirty or clean?

[ZombieNixon]

15. I should have known you'd find this thread.

:eyes:

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I lounge stalk you, of course I would find this thread.

:eyes:

[ZombieNixon]

20. Well, what did you mean by "herk" in that sentence?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. You have to figure that out for yourself.

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

23. I knew what you meant at least I think I did

Youre friggin naughty.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Are you sure about that?

[JohnKleeb]

26. Its not my final answer

No, but I got an imagination.

[ZombieNixon]

27. So does Rev.

It's :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Well what's your final answer?

Is 'herk' clean or dirty in that sentence? :shrug:

Will you continue with your can't say 'no', or will you acutally say 'no'? :o

[ZombieNixon]

31. Maybe...

but it better not involve manual labor! If "herk" means "do the dishes" then you're just herk outta luck! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. Yes or no.

Final answer. :P

[ZombieNixon]

36. No. You herk me.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. Ok, your loss....

of ever knowning what I meant by 'herk'. :P

[ZombieNixon]

38. I might herk you yet.

If you can guess what I mean by herk this time. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. I think you mean what kleeb thinks I mean.

[JohnKleeb]

41. I dont wanna herk in vai nfor your herk

This song makes me think of someone :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

30. Yep

She thinks I am naive, to a certain degree she may have a point but I knew exactly the context there.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Are you sure?

Or am I just herking with the both of you? :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

34. You're just herking us around.

:P

[JohnKleeb]

35. Positive

I wanna herk you every day and every single day with the herk right over our herk, we'll share the herkter with the same herk, is this herk? Is this is herk that I am feeling?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Ironically, they always say "no" to me.

:(

[ZombieNixon]

42. I'm sure we could combine these two powers into

some kind of superweapon...or something. :shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

43. I think we'd cancel each other out.

:D

[ZombieNixon]

44. Its strength lies in its mediocrity

We shall take over the world!

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. "Its strength lies in its mediocrity."

:rofl:

Herk on! :D

[ZombieNixon]

47. Hey, could you steal Rev's booze from out of her desk?

Kleeb wants some. :shrug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

51. Here you go:

:beer: :beer: :beer:

[JohnKleeb]

52. Sweetness

Good bye inambition, hello silly rants.

[xmas74]

46. Could you please babysit

so I can go out and hit the bars, maybe cruise for other men?

[ZombieNixon]

48. Umm, yeah, sure honey, whatever you sa...uh...no.

:eyes:

:P

[xmas74]

49. See, you can say no to a girl!

[JohnKleeb]

50. I'd do it if you got me something from the bar

I can handle kids.

[xmas74]

53. Just put the kid to bed.

You can have a friend over, shoot some pool in the basement and get what you want out of the basement bar.

[JohnKleeb]

57. Maybe call a girl and the two of us can watch a movie

Thanken.

[xmas74]

59. No problem.

Just don't have sex on my bed. That's all I ask.

And you have to smoke weed outside. The kid has allergies to almost everything.

[JohnKleeb]

60. Me have sex? thats not likely

and I don't do weed and in regards to cigs, you dont have to worry I think they taste like, shit.

[ZombieNixon]

54. Got you some.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4966498&mesg_id=4967313

Courtesy of Corporal Herkbucks Anarchist.

[JohnKleeb]

55. I know I saw

[deadparrot]

56. Wanna write this paper for me?

It's on global trade. And it's killing me. *thud*

[ZombieNixon]

58. Eew...

Can't you just say that global trade can go to hell and be done with it? :shrug:

[deadparrot]

61. Mmm, I could.

But it's one of the classes for my major. Which the professor completely forgot about until someone reminded him last class.:grr:

And unless I use reeeeally big font, I don't think "Global trade can go to hell." would take up 7-10 pages. :D

[JohnKleeb]

62. What kind of asshole reminds someone about a paper

I hate it when people do that. Maybe you could get Nixon do to your global trade paper and I can have him write my speech on Aspergers Syndrome that I have to give Thursday, actually I can research it and he can give, public speaking :scared:

[deadparrot]

64. One of the damn goody-goodies.

Who has to know every fucking detail about a paper and spends hours agonizing over the damn thing. :banghead:

Good luck with the public speaking...I had to take it last semester. Me + room of people staring at me = stuttering mess.

[JohnKleeb]

66. Thanks

I mean I like the people in the class but the public speaking itself is what I loathe. Yeah I did terrible when I had to present when we had to use Dewey's problem solving method for a project, and I had to explain what we did, it was a mess. I reallly should be looking up information, I'll do that tommorow and go to the library maybe.

[ZombieNixon]

67. Oh, like I don't have work to do.

:eyes:

Plato awaits...tomorrow.

[JohnKleeb]

68. But you got a 3.7 GPA

correct? and I have like what a uhhh I dunno GPA.

[ZombieNixon]

69. Yeah, and I didn't sleep from March 8th through March 16th.

:eyes:

:P

[JohnKleeb]

70. We can have Rev do it

She doesnt have to go to school like the rest of us :D

[ZombieNixon]

71. Sounds herktastic!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

72. Yes

The question now becomes how do we talk her in to it?

[ZombieNixon]

73. Bribery?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

74. Check your wallet laddie

I got like 33 bucks.

[ZombieNixon]

75. Well, we could bribe her with something else besides money.

Maybe a great herking. :shrug: :P

[JohnKleeb]

76. I don't like group herk

I like one on one herk. Where is she anyway?

[ZombieNixon]

77. I don't know. I was gone watching a movie.

She's probably off herking (or herking off) somewhere. :hide:

[JohnKleeb]

78. hahahah

What movie did you watch?

[ZombieNixon]

80. Hotel Rwanda

It was incredibly sad, but I didn't cry, which proves I have no soul. :(

[JohnKleeb]

82. Some of us dont cry, that filmed moved and angered me

[ZombieNixon]

83. Me too, but apparently guys who don't cry in movies are soulless beasts.

At least, according to a (male) friend of mine. What the herk?

[JohnKleeb]

84. Thats bullshit

I am way too easily moved honestly, just thinking abotut that movie really affects me.

[ZombieNixon]

63. Write it in different lanaguages.

Spanish: Los negocios del mundo pueden ir al infierno
Japanese: Gurobaru tureidu kanu go to heru

:silly:

[deadparrot]

65. Cool.

He actually writes better in French than in English. :D

Nice guy, but can't spell worth a damn.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

79. Neither can I.

I haven't had a stalker since November though.

[ZombieNixon]

81. Do you want a stalker?

I'm sure we can find someone. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

85. No, it sucks.

I once had my straight best friend pretend to be my angry girlfriend to get rid of her. It was hiliarious. It worked. Steph is the best friend a lesbian could have.

The woman was calling me every hour until about 3am then she started again at 7am, plus there were text messages. We went on two dates, then I got busy with a theatre job, in addition to my regular job. So basically, I had no time for a relationship. She didn't get it.