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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 08:10 PM
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Superman's closet secret
Superman, the stalker. Lois, lovin' every minute of it.

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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 08:25 PM
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1. Did you ever think that if Superman and Lois Lane made love...
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 08:26 PM by dpbrown

...he might gut her like a fish while consumed in the throes of passion, before blasting her insides with the force of a shotgun blast?


I'm just sayin', you know...


:shrug:




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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 08:27 PM
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2. Someone did an essay on that...Larry Niven I think.
Lemme see if I can find it.

Yeah, here: http://www.larryniven.org/stories/Man_of_Steel_Woman_of_Kleenex.htm
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 08:29 PM
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3. I KNEW I read that somewhere...

Poor, poor superman....

:cry:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 08:31 PM
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4. Poor Superman?!
Lois is the one who ends up either with peritonitis (best case) or ripped to shreds (worst case). Superman's not the one to be worried about here. ;)
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:57 PM
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5. But in his valor wouldn't he deny himself?


Maybe the real reason he doesn't want her to look behind that door is to see all the shotgun blast holes in the walls.

:rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:58 PM
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6. One wonders how the Kents' house in Smallville is still intact
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 10:10 PM
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7. Kryptonite Kleenex?


:rofl:
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