I just had the STUPIDEST run, ever!

[LaraMN]

Because I'm an idiot and was too lazy to look for my good running pants, I wore the stretched-out ones, instead. My frickin' pants were falling off as soon as I got up to jogging speed, and now I have a sideache from contorting myself around, trying to keep my pants from falling off. I had to walk 1/3 of the way back. I'm not happy. :mad:

[bigwillq]

1. Sorry but I am

:rofl:

This post is funny.

Sorry for the horrible run.


:hug:

[LaraMN]

3. Oh well, at least I can offer some amusement, if nothing else.

I'm pretty sure people could hear me swearing, because I had my headphones on, and forgot how loud I actually probably sounded.

[bigwillq]

4. And what were you saying?!?!

:P

[LaraMN]

6. I believe the f-bomb, and "god damn pants!"

I'm probably going to develop a rep as the neighborhood crazy.

[bigwillq]

8. Little boys and girls will say

when you go by


"Oh, there's the crazy lady. My momma says she eats bugs!" :P

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Um... "Going to?"

Honey, if playing with Barbie dolls in the snow and taking pictures of them didn't do it, then yeah, running through the neighborhood swearing loudly while your pants are falling down probably clinched it.


:7


:pals:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. That's weird. I'd never do anything strange like...

These all took place at my friend's parents house.

1. Engage in a lightsaber fight at midnight in the middle of the street. That was hilarious because a neighbor came out to yell about the "damn kids" only to see a girl in her 20s (me) and a 40 year old man (Steve, my friend's stepdad) fighting with the lightsabers. He didn't quite know what to do so he mumbled something about it being nighttime and went back inside.

2. Hacking up a Twinkie with a kitana (samurai sword). Well, Steve wielded the sword. I filmed. Meanwhile, his wife yelled out the window that he had a womanly war cry.

3. Attempt to set a Twinkie on fire in the street with a couple of friends. Twinkie shows no noticable signs of igniting. Meanwhile, the fluid used to start the fire flows down the street in a mini river of flames. THE TWINKIE COULD NOT BE BURNED! WE HAD A DECENT FIRE GOING ON IN THE STREET! IT DID NOT BURN THE TWINKIE!!!!

The last two were for our movie on how to kill Twinkies. Golf club, kitana, and dropping it off a bridge into a river are the only ways we found. It popped back after being run over by a Honda.

[Dangerously Amused]

13. How to Kill Twinkies.

Too funny! I love it. :7


And I think it would make a wonderful mini-documentary right here on DU, with weekly installments outlining the various methods of Twinkicide. We'll put you in prime time right next to LaraMN's thrilling soap, "Blaine's Destiny," and we'll fill in with all Tahoe commercials. I can see it now, we will sweep the other networks into oblivion!

Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch, baby.


B-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. We also did a documentary on Potted Meat Food Product.

This is how we entertained ourselves as seniors in HS, in lieu of actually showing up to class. Granted, the cool teachers totally supported our endevours and we'd hold screenings for them on the big projection screen in the far away science lab.

I don't have the edited copy of "Potted Meat Food Product: an expose" anymore though. It was stolen and it's in Korea now. I expect that it's probably on national tv over there.

[Dangerously Amused]

15. Funny!

I like your ideas! :)


Perhaps it is time for "Potted Meat Food Product II." I think the world is ready.

[miss_american_pie]

2. Obviously, you must go shopping

My baby has decided it's extremely fun to lift up my shirt and blow raspberries on my stomach when I'm trying to do pilates. :eyes:

[LaraMN]

5. Ohh! Lol! Jack likes to SIT on my midsection, during any of the

exercises where I'm on my back. It's terribly helpful. :eyes:

[miss_american_pie]

7. Yeah, the bigger one tries jumping over my legs

Think soft restraints would be out of line? ;)

[dpbrown]

9. Look, mommy! It's the Coppertone jogging lady!

[leftofthedial]

10. next time, just let 'em go

leave 'em behind.

[mdmc]

16. pics?

:shrug: