Mess up a saying

[jpgray]

Pull the money, and the entire rabbit hole will unravel. :patriot:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Absence makes the font grow harder.

:evilgrin:

[jpgray]

3. Yeah, well absinthe makes the allknfuinmfksjhr...hkK

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I'm gonna have to try that stuff someday...

:beer:

[jpgray]

9. The real stuff will make you insane

I think the stuff available here just makes you drunk and a little sick.

[Random_Australian]

2. I don't need a compass

to tell which way the wind shines!

[Droopy]

4. You can take the country out of the boy

but you can't take the boy out of the country.

[jpgray]

5. We all have our bear we gotta cross

[SeattleGirl]

7. If at first you don't try, all's well that ends well.

:silly:

[Deja Q]

8. Time and tide melts the snowman!

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. If at first you don't succeed...

pull your underwear over your head and jump up and down while singing "Guantanamera."

[swag]

11. Six of one, half of the other.

[billyskank]

12. Well, I must defer to the master

We have a saying in Texas, fool me once, shame on you, fool me- won't get fooled again. :patriot:

[SOteric]

13. Revenge is a dish best served

with plenty of other fish in the sea.

[Fenris]

14. A snitch in tithes enslaves rinds.

[khashka]

15. Let water over the bridge lie where Jesus flang it.

Khash.

[riona]

16. Don't look a gift horse in the nest egg

[dolo amber]

17. I'm crazy like a fox...all the way to the bank

;)

[kevsand]

18. You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

That was my greatgrandma Alice's. Her daughter (my grandma) had one too: "Which would you rather be, or et up by a lion?" The correct response is "I guess I'd rather be."

[Miss Marmelstein]

19. If at first you don't succeed.....

keep on sucking til you do succeed!

:bounce: :bounce:

[asthmaticeog]

20. You don't need a weatherman to be your umbrella.

[CarpeDiebold]

21. the only thing we have to fear is death and taxes

[kwassa]

22. Not playing with a full deck of marbles

[kwassa]

23. I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

[kwassa]

24. Birds of a feather gather no moss

[DawgHouse]

25. It's time for you to sink or drown!

My boss actually said this once :)

[mykpart]

26. One of my teachers in college actually said this:

"In the words of Harry Truman, 'The buck stops here in the kitchen, where you can't stand the heat.'"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

27. "Fool me once... won't get fooled again."

Okay, somebody else beat me to that. :D