The prank I was going to set up for my roommate fell flat...

[BreweryYardRat]

He's a total neat freak who's been a whiny passive-aggressive bitch about it practically from day one, so I had no problems about my planned stunt.

Anyway, the idea was to get a few of those fake plastic roaches and put them in places where they wouldn't be spotted right off, but might be noticeable after a few minutes-his shower, the cabinet where he keeps his food, in with his ROTC gear, etc...

Unfortunately, the only place near my college that would have fake roaches is Wal-Mart (spare me the raking over the coals). I went there yesterday and...

Wal-Mart was out.

My brilliant plan fell through due to circumstances beyond my control. :cry: