When in Rome...

[kedrys]

feed christians to the lions. Discuss.

:popcorn:

[datasuspect]

1. sounds good to me.

reduce, reuse, recycle

[kedrys]

11. and of course,

plow the remains into the ground, we need the phosphorus for the soil! :)

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. You're just disgusting!

All those chemical-filled Christians would cause lion cancer.

:)

[kedrys]

3. LOL!

Okay, point taken. But what if the lions have lion-nip-induced munchies? There'z not much we can do about that, is there? :P

[Deja Q]

4. !!! In fact, I found a picture of such a lion:

:spray:

[kedrys]

6. ROFL!!

:rofl: :yourock:

[Deja Q]

5. K&R... But save the good meat for me!

:wow:

[kedrys]

7. Question:

Are christians white or dark meat?

Jus' wonderin'. :P

P.S. My cats stare at me every weekend morning when I try to sleep in, and they're obviously asking themselves that very question. :rofl:

[Deja Q]

8. Can be either. The real question is, is the meat juicy and tender?

Nope... It's scrawny, tasteless, and not very filling...


:hide:

[kedrys]

10. okay, so we're talking about

christian jerky here, or what? Stringy dry meat?

Pemmican can be a good source of protein for those long dark winter months... :P

[everythingsxen]

9. When in Rome....

If you need a friend,
don't look to a stranger,
You know in the end,
I'll always be there.

And when you're in doubt,
and when you're in danger,
Take a look all around,
and I'll be there.

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you I will.

When your day is through,
and so is your temper,
You know what to do,
I'm gonna always be there.

Sometimes if I shout,
it's not what's intended.
These words just come out,
with no gripe to bear.

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise, I promise you...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
And if I had to walk the world, that make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you I will.

I gotta tell ya, I need to tell ya, I gotta tell ya, I gotta tell yaaaa ...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
But if you wait around a while, I'll make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you...

I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking of the right words to say. (I promise)
I know they don't sound the way I planned them to be. (I promise)
And if I have to walk the world to make you fall for me,
I promise you, I promise you I will ...
I will...
I will...
I will...


The Promise by "When in Rome" --- http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/napoleondynamite/thepromise.htm
Dedicated to AlienGirl mostly. :)