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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 10:53 AM
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Donald Rumsfeld is a hottie!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 10:59 AM
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1. i wonder why no one has replied to this?
this is the FUNNIEST joke i've heard.

i think they should make it a national monument. we should weave it's gut-busting content into the fabric of the american tapestry. i will name my first born son after this joke.

i nominate the brazillion joke take the conceptual place of jesus christ in our culture.

there ought to be a brazillion joke national holiday wedged somewhere between thanksgiving and christmas (or brazillionjokemas).

amen.


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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 11:00 AM
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2. A monument like this, perhaps?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 11:02 AM
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4. the speech balloons can be sponsored
by telco/cell phone/and tobacco companies.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 11:01 AM
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3. And I thought you had changed!
But then I realized that even I am more attractive... :crazy:
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