saturday noon joke

[madokie]

Subject: Sold



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> > > A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is
> > > at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides
> > > in the bedroom closet to watch.
> > >
> > > The woman's husband also comes home early.
> > >
> > > She puts Her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little
> > > boy is in there already.
> > >
> > > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> > > The man says, "Yes, it is."
> > >
> > > Boy: "I have a baseball."
> > > Man: "That's nice."
> > >
> > > Boy: "Want to buy it?"
> > > Man: "No, thanks."
> > >
> > > Boy: "My dad's outside."
> > > Man: "OK, how much?"
> > >
> > > Boy: "$250"
> > > Man: ?Sold?
> > >
> > > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the
> > > lover are In the closet together.
> > >
> > > Boy: "Dark in here."
> > > Man: "Yes, it is."
> > >
> > > Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
> > > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> > >
> > > Boy: "$750"
> > > Man: "Sold."
> > >
> > > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove,
> > > let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I
> > > sold my baseball and my glove."
> > >
> > > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> > > Boy: "$1,000"
> > >
> > > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
> > > like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to
> > > take you to church and make you confess."
> > >
> > > They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in
> > > the confessional booth and closes the door.
> > >
> > > The boy says, "Dark in here."
> > >
> > > The priest says, "Don't start that shit again, you're in my
> > > closet now!"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear madokie!

LOL! This is funny!

Thank you......

:rofl:

[madokie]

2. There is just nothing like a good joke.

When I was a working stiff I would always be telling jokes and listening to jokes and I found it to be good for morale and productiveity, plus work is a lot easier with a smile on the old mug.

[alittlelark]

3. Very Funny!

I'm gonna tell it to hubby when he gets out of the shower!:rofl: