sounds like a plan to me

[madokie]

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my evening meal, and as I answered
it I was greeted with "Is this Karl Brummer".
Not sounding anything like my name, I asked who is calling. The
telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer Company or
something like that. Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why
was he calling this number. I then said off to the side, "get some
pictures of the body at various angles and the blood smears", I then
turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered a
murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced this
call and he would be receiving a summons to testify in this murder case.

I questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address, phone
number at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and
could he prove where he had been about one hour before he made this call.
The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given in
a shaky voice.

I then told him we had located his position and the police were entering the building to take him
into custody. At that point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming down
my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.
My meal was cold, but it was the best meal in a long, long time.