Free association thread: non sequiturs ONLY

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Your line must have absolutely no relation to the line directly above it.

[salin]

1. NCAA Basketball...

[Burma Jones]

29. Doesn't that mean there will be a new Pope?

[Catshrink]

2. No more cats?

[Burma Jones]

30. You Mean......it's not the Bay City Rollers????

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3. We all go a little mad sometimes.

[Burma Jones]

32. CaliforniaPeggy

[GoddessOfGuinness]

61. We might get snow on Tuesday night.

[barb162]

4. Is it cold outside

[Burma Jones]

33. Capitol Hill Police are an elite unit

[GoddessOfGuinness]

59. NEVER use sewing scissors to cut paper.

[skygazer]

5. Popsicles make my tongue feel funny

[Burma Jones]

34. Christ was NOT, I Repeat - NOT - in a Hair Band

[ChoralScholar]

6. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist

[Burma Jones]

35. This is why there are prostitutes

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. Eucalyptus is the preferred food of koalas everywhere.

[Swede]

7. And that's why I won't do two shows a night.

nt

[Burma Jones]

36. From what I understand, she hit the guy in the chest

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. But remember, Daimler-Benz bought Chrysler.

[Burma Jones]

37. That's good, look even MORE incompetant......

[ZombieNixon]

9. Oh, you can just herk me off right now.

[Burma Jones]

38. Ba-Da-Boom

[GoddessOfGuinness]

58. Lavender and lace

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10. The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

[Burma Jones]

39. Rosebud..........

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

11. Fried Chicken

[Burma Jones]

40. You know, if she wasn't so uppity..........

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12. *:-., _, . -:*'``'*:-., _, . -:*'``'*:-., _, . -:*'``'*:-., _, . -:*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

62. More taste, less filling.

[Derailer]

13. Understanding the difference between a dingleberry and a clinger is vital

[SofaKingLiberal]

14. It's not that I don't care, I just don't give a shit.

[Strong Atheist]

15. You should contact the king of non-sequiturs...

boojatta....

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19. Most people prefer sitting on an air doughnut.

[Gold Metal Flake]

16. Goddamn these goddamn SOCKS!

I can't take it anymore!

[leeroysphitz]

17. If only I hadn't lost all that ear wax at the zoo.

[MaggieSwanson]

18. The ones with the sprinkles taste the best.

[Momgonepostal]

20. I love my new aquarium!

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Why UW Milwaukee?

[Momgonepostal]

23. Do you sell dishwashers?

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24. But I didn't eat the salmon mousse!

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. For no reason, and no segue worth a shit, I just wanna dis Oprah

[Momgonepostal]

26. I wish I could skip daylight savings time

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Orson Welles in MacBeth

[Momgonepostal]

43. Iceland must be lovely this time of year.

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. Who Can Have Sex With Natalie Portman and Kirsten Dunst the Longest

[Momgonepostal]

45. Geez, I need to buy some Drain-O

[Rabrrrrrr]

46. LOL! "I do not have a Dalek Patronus" - brilliant!

[ScreamingMeemie]

48. "do I look that fucking miserable all the time

[Momgonepostal]

49. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if, you know...

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. Please go now...pretty please. Things can turn from bad to worse

[Rabrrrrrr]

51. Ritual (Nous Sommes du Soleil). Or perhaps Siberian Khatru.

[ScreamingMeemie]

52. Why yes, yes she does! Just as much as you do.

[Rabrrrrrr]

54. It's a myopic dung beetle on steroids listening to Ravi Shankar belch

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. I can't wait to dive into your breasts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

56. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

[ScreamingMeemie]

57. Sometimes I fall asleep with the lights on, but never the stove.

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21. When driving through New Hampshire, be sure to stop and look at the Negro.

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27. Melted provolone dripped on my pants.

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31. Notice of Pendency and Proposed Settlement of Class Action!

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42. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

[BreweryYardRat]

41. Call me Hoss.

[ScreamingMeemie]

47. did I leave my hair brush at your place?

:hi:

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53. Those who know, say Brigitte Bardot. Those who forgot say Brigitte Bardot.

[ChoralScholar]

63. Heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil