Michael Jackson sure went to the wrong plastic surgeon

[Deja Q]

Poll question: Michael Jackson sure went to the wrong plastic surgeon

Whose should he have gone to instead?

My vote goes to Cher's, though the Barbie factory might've done better...

[MrScorpio]

1. Dick Clark's

His plastic surgeon is God!

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. or maybe

Dick Clark is god

:tinfoilhat:

[arcos]

3. I was going to vote Cher and voted Joan Rivers..

so Joan Rivers -1, Cher +1

[JackSwift]

4. He just went too damn many times

He should have stopped his terrifying transformation (or never started it better yet) after the Thriller album was released. He has transformed himself from a handsome young black man to a hideously ugly old white woman.

[opihimoimoi]

5. Vainess will do you in everytime.

Now, there is no turning back. The true Hunch Nose of the modern era

or, should I dare: The Phantom of the NOSE

[xultar]

6. Joan's, she looked quite tight until her face sprung back into place n/t

[jonoboy]

7. Joyce Wilderstein's job is the best